Ice Cream Heels Are Fashionable & Unfortunately Inedible

April 6, 2013 // 6:00 am

For the record, this Foodbeast writer is opposed to stereotypes. Even though she is a she, she has, like, two pairs of regularly worn shoes, and is a fan of neither ice cream, nor heels.

But these shoes are super cute, and I will fight any girl who disagrees.…

Finally, Sriracha You Can Wear

January 21, 2013 // 2:34 pm

For those Sriracha addicts who secretly fantasize about skinny dipping in a pool of the delectable hot sauce, here’s the next best thing: Sriracha Stilettos. While the boys are out of luck on this one (although, if you can rock it, I salute your brave soul), there’s nothing sexier than…

Cheeseburger Vans

August 20, 2011 // 12:13 pm

Food on your shoes? Not exactly. This pair of Vans Slip-Ons collaboration shoes links up one of the most popular street shoe companies with one of the world’s most popular foods — the cheeseburger. The shoe’s artwork captures the burger, bun, pickles and ketchup, all in a…

Rainbow Sprinkle Sneakers

August 17, 2011 // 10:00 am

With these fun and colorful sneakers, you’ll feel like you’re wearing cupcakes on your feet.  The pink canvas is printed with a pattern of rainbow sprinkles.  Hot Topic seems to be the only place that carries these in adult sizes.  Even the official Vans online shop offers…

Bacon Shoes

May 31, 2009 // 3:50 pm

An interesting take on a Champion slip on sneaker from Keds footware. The outer canvas is painted with a photo realistic tiled pattern of bacon strips, reserved for only the ultimate-of-ultimate Foodbeasts with absolutely, 0-percent, no shame. (Thx Zazzle)

GETTRY x Asics Procourt AR “Hamburger”

May 11, 2009 // 2:05 am

If you’re into fashion, or shoes specifically, you know that there are way too many different (and sometimes outrageous) collabs. This one specifically is a GETTRY x Asics collab, but more importantly, it’s mocked after a hamburger. The insoles are a printed image of fries while the…