Pork Your Lover in Style with Bacon Condoms

March 29, 2013 // 8:00 am

So apparently this bacon trend hasn’t gone far enough. Now you can do the dirty with these Bacon Condoms.

After bringing the masses Bacon Lube – an elaborate April Fool’s joke made reality, J&D’s was bound to make the jump to condoms. Surprisingly, these condoms may be the…

Apparently, Sexy Granola Will Make You Better At Sex

March 19, 2013 // 2:41 pm

At least according to the manufacturers of SEXCEREAL, a new granola-based breakfast cereal claiming to improve the sexual experiences of both men and women with each seed-packed swallow.

The cereal comes in two separately-gendered versions (men get a mixture containing bee pollen and wheat germ, women get ginger…

Science Says Knitting Burns More Calories Than Sex

February 3, 2013 // 1:00 am

That’s according to a new study released by the University of Alabama at Birmingham, which debunked popular myths about sex as a major calorie burner. The study concluded that the perception of sex as a fat-burning athletic activity was based around sexcapades lasting an hour or…

This NYC Dive Bar Offers Patrons Free Midget Porn, Yay

January 16, 2013 // 5:54 pm

Have you ever wished you could enjoy a good beer, solid food and worry-free sexual gratification all at the same time? Let me introduce you to the Double Down – which is actually not some weird, kitchen-based sexual position. At least, not this time.

No, the Double…

Foodfapping 2012: The Year in Sex-Related Food News

December 30, 2012 // 8:00 am

Face it, the best part of not dying during Mayan Doomsday is knowing we still get to enjoy the two things that make this life worth living: Food and sex.

Here’s some of the best, worst, strangest and most OMGWTFBBQ-worthy sex-related news stories we saw this year.

Enter at…

Your Childhood Crush to Your Drunken Mistake, As Told Through Pizza

December 19, 2012 // 4:36 pm

You know how the old joke goes. “Sex is like pizza. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” It’s an often-quoted analogy that has invited many an innuendo-laden response.

Here’s How You Can Drink Wine and Not Fall Asleep Before Sexy Times

June 5, 2012 // 4:10 pm

I know you’ve been there. Hell, you might’ve even been there last night, or even there right now (put your smartphone down)! You drank too much wine, and now you or your partner is too tired for snoo-snoo.

Lucky for you and your would-be frisky partner, sex doctor Dr.…

Selling Sex Out of a Food Truck, This Hooker is in Hot Water

May 15, 2012 // 1:34 am

What do food trucks and hookers have in common? They both work the streets! Rough times and steep competition are pushing food truck owners to either get more creative or more… desperate.

Long Island resident, Catherine Scalia falls into the latter category. This go-getter not only…