Elderly Woman Robs Bank with A Can of Spaghetti Sauce

April 11, 2013 // 8:00 am

Old ladies are usually sweet, make you cookies, and drive at the blazing speed of 10 mph. Turns out, they also stop by their local bank for cash withdrawals . . . with cans of spaghetti sauce in tow.

This was the scene that played out in Michigan according to

Trail of Cheetos Leads to Teenage Robber’s Hiding Place

January 10, 2013 // 7:20 pm

We assume there are a few Do’s & Don’ts when robbing a gas station. Don’t forget the pantyhose, do wear black (it’s slimming) and most of all, don’t leave a trail of Cheetos that lead to the front porch of your house. Here’s looking at you, Mr. Presler.

After allegedly stealing…

Apparently Toy Guns are All You Need to Rob a White Castle

January 9, 2013 // 7:15 pm

Let’s face it, robberies are hard. Between the costs of the gun and the getaway car, not to mention health insurance (for all those on-the-job work injuries), it’s no wonder budding thieves need to steal so much. They’re just trying to make a profit, the angels.

Robber Caught Cooking Inside Fast Food Restaurant

September 13, 2011 // 4:00 am

Usually when someone says, ‘I’m going through the drive-thru and grabbing some dinner,’ they don’t mean it literally. Not so much the case for Hachem Gomez. ABC News reports Gomez allegedly climbed through the window of a Mr. Beef and Pizza drive-thru early Saturday morning in Mount…

‘Obama’ Gunman Robs Southern California El Pollo Loco

October 28, 2010 // 2:01 pm

Reports from KTLA are surfacing that a gunman stormed into a Duarte, CA El Pollo Loco restaurant wearing a President Obama Halloween mask. The robbery occurred Tuesday night around 9:45 p.m., which involved the suspect tying up the employees and stealing a large amount of…