Making Ramen with a Keurig Machine Makes Kitchens Obsolete

March 30, 2013 // 7:00 am

This is one of those “duh” things redundant technology has brought us, like warming pizza boxes on seat warmers in your car, or brushing your teeth with your tongue. A Keurig coffee maker, like an electric kettle, or a regular kettle, or a microwave, or…

New Emergency Ramen Canisters Last Three Years, Probably Won’t Save Your Life Anyhow

March 26, 2013 // 7:00 am

Nissin Foods, makers of your favorite instant Cup Noodle ramen have just released a limited amount of special “emergency” ramen canisters designed to last three years and be used in emergency situations.

Wait, you mean my regular old cup noodle ramen doesn’t already last three years? WTF?

Available in…

Ladies and Gentlemen, This is What a Justin Timberlake ‘Suit & Tie’ Sandwich Looks Like [VIDEO]

March 20, 2013 // 1:03 pm

Poor Justin, no matter how sexy he’s grown up to be or how catchy his music is, it seems he won’t ever be able to live down that awful instant ramen-inspired ‘90s haircut.

(Yep, still funny 15 years later)

Made by the same folks who brought us the…

Cashew Chashu: the Japanese Bakery Where the Ramen Is Actually Made Out of Cake

February 26, 2013 // 8:00 am

It’s kinda like that hyper-realistic asparagus cake we saw last year, except instead of replacing something yucky with something awesome, we’re just replacing something awesome with something even more awesome.

Behold, ladies and gents, the only possible way to improve a steaming hot bowl of miso ramen…

This Anti-Loneliness Bowl has an iPhone Dock, So You’ll Never Be Forever Alone

January 25, 2013 // 6:21 pm

In an age where we experience social anxiety if we aren’t simultaneously checking our Twitter, Facebook or Instagram feeds, the Anti-loneliness Ramen Bowl makes sense. Although, I’m not quite sure if that’s a good thing. Usually eating is the one time you can kick back, take a break from the day’s…

This is What the World’s Grossest Ramen Looks Like

January 23, 2013 // 5:29 pm

I love ramen. I love free things. So when I heard that a food reviewer over at Rocketnews24 had consumed a bowl of the world’s most disgusting ramen in under six minutes and thirty seconds to win a bowl of free tasty ramen, I didn’t even bat an eyelash. Then…

Ramen-Flavored Ice Cream For ‘Instant’ Gratification

January 11, 2013 // 3:57 pm

Got a little riddle for you: How do you make the most convenient convenience store food even easier? Eliminate the need to chew.

Perfect for babies, old people and the terminally underpaid, miso ramen-flavored ice cream is apparently very real and, yes, even in Japan, very, very odd. Spotted…

Here’s What A Bowl of Lego Ramen Soup Looks Like

November 28, 2012 // 1:04 pm

Winter really is the most wonderful time of the year for this food blogger; not because of the parties for hosting, nor marshmallows for roasting, nor the caroling out in the snow (as if we ever get snow down in Southern California). No, winter means it’s the perfect time…