Here’s How to Achieve Pumpkin Pie Excellence

November 22, 2012 // 5:14 pm

Confession time.

I don’t own a pie pan.  Not a single one.  I’ve contemplated buying one on many occasions, but then I always get hung up.  Do I want glass?  Seems like the right choice, it would give me a window to the pie crust to make sure it…

The 9 Most Popular Thanksgiving Pies Pie Chart [INFOGRAPHIC]

November 19, 2012 // 1:19 pm

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Here’s a confession: I’m not a huge fan of turkey. Not a huge fan of mashed potatoes or cranberries or buttered things, either. What I do love – and I mean love – about Thanksgiving, though, is the dessert.

Keep your oversized birds and your…

Regardless of How Full You Are, Here’s Why You Always Have Room for Pie

November 18, 2012 // 8:56 pm

It’s a question I ask myself every Thanksgiving dinner as I sit clutching my stomach and moaning in cartoonish agony, “How did my body let me eat all that pumpkin pie, even though I was so incredibly full from that 4th helping of turkey and mashed potatoes?”

The answer…

Pumpkin Pie Vodka Shots For Thanksgiving Dessert

November 18, 2012 // 3:17 pm

As any devoted Foodbeast fan knows, super-sweet, seasonal shots have been all the rage lately. First it was caramel apple jello shots, then strawberry watermelon jello shots. While these next shots are made with neither fruit, nor jello, they get extra points for being…

Apparently, Pumpkin Pie Vodka Is A Real Thing

October 9, 2012 // 11:31 am

Pinnacle Vodka has done it again and launched another nauseating flavor to their repertoire of equally nauseating flavors: Pumpkin Pie Vodka. The liquor brand is notorious for such blasphemous works as “Cotton Candy” and “Atomic Hots,” titles that may sound like a good idea at first but fail miserably in the…

Pumpkin Pie Blizzard Returns to Dairy Queen

October 1, 2012 // 10:02 am

As part of their rotating Blizzard of the Month program, the folks at Dairy Queen have resurrected the Pumpkin Pie Blizzard just in time for the Fall season. The Blizzard features a pumpkin pie blended with vanilla soft serve, topped with whipped topping and nutmeg. The treat will only be available…

Yogurtland’s Pumpkin Pie Froyo is Back for Seconds, Just in Time for Thanksgiving

September 13, 2012 // 9:08 pm

We’re halfway through September, which means for the next few months, we’ll be seeing pumpkin-inspired fall menu items galore. Unfortunately, most of those items also come with pumpkin-sized calories (I’m looking at you, Starbucks), which is why the return of Yogurtland’s popular Pumpkin Pie-flavored frozen yogurt this…

Bacon Pumpkin Pie Truffles

November 14, 2011 // 9:05 am

It’s almost Thanksgiving, which means it’s time to decide how to most efficiently and taste-ily gain 5 pounds in one day. Well, I’ve got a solution for you: bite-sized balls of chocolate-coated, bacon-laden, pumpkin pie.

Basically, it’s a cake ball, but with pie, so I was hesitant to call them…