Fruit Ninja Plush Toys

December 16, 2011 // 1:09 pm

The touch-based mobile video game phenomenon lives on in your home through an assortment of stuffed plush toys just adorable enough to grace rooms of people young and old. For now, you can choose between a watermelon plush that comes pre-sliced for your entertainment and the old…

Traveling Bartender Portable Bar

December 16, 2011 // 12:16 pm

Set up your own personal bar at any event to let your guests know exactly where they need to go to get drunk. The bar also serves as a great place to protect the good stuff from those moochers who’re crashing your party. (Bartender not included)

($110…

Pickle-Flavored Lollipops

December 16, 2011 // 11:59 am

I can’t decide what I’d rather have… A candy that tastes like pickles or a pickle that tastes like candy… It seems like the universe has decided for me by conceiving a lollipop that has the look (sorta) and taste of a sour-salty dill pickle. This Pickle…

Canned Beer Dispenser: The Beer Hour

December 15, 2011 // 9:27 am

Beer in a can is all well and good, but there’s something about that perfect amount of frothy head that you can only get from the tap. Well thanks to the brilliant minds from Takara Tomy, you can get that perfectly carbonated beer head…

Toast Wallet

December 14, 2011 // 5:44 pm

A novelty idea that could just save your life! Don’t believe me?

Say you’re getting mugged and you’re ordered by the perpetrator to give them your wallet and you pull out a piece of toast. They’re not going to want that, it’s just toast. Unbeknownst…

Jelly Belly Scented Bubble Liquid

December 14, 2011 // 2:42 pm

Remember those specially scented markers from grade school that everyone used to hog whenever it came time to color? I get the same sense of nostalgia when I see these little dudes.

I think that as a kid, you really want everything to smell like…

24K Gold Lollipops

December 14, 2011 // 10:51 am

How do you make an already decadent food more decadent? You infuse it with edible 24k gold flakes and make it taste like champagne! This is seriously the most ostentatious lollipop I have ever seen. I’m pretty sure this is what Oprah gives out on her doorstep…

Burger Slippers

December 13, 2011 // 1:36 pm

Got cold feet and an empty belly? Well, these slippers will help you resolve exactly one of those issues. Sorry stomach, I need my feet to exude style that can only be by defined by a certain cheeseburger aesthetic. I’ll have to stare at cheeseburger…