Molecular Gastronomy Kit is the Easy Bake Oven for Adults

May 17, 2013 // 11:36 am

So, apparently, at least in the world of avante-garde cuisine, “spherification” is a word, and it means exactly what it sounds like. If you’re a fan of Top Chef, or even just Iron Chef America, you’ve probably seen someone pull out a steaming tank of liquid nitrogen and instantly…

Labyrinth Mugs are Creepy, Awesome

April 7, 2013 // 6:00 am

There are very few thing’s that could make Jim Henson’s 1986 cult-classic Labyrinth more amazing or more creepy. Monster puppets? Check. 1980′s rock ballads? Check.  Jennifer Connelly performing early-era fanfic-slash in a geeky-chic nightgown? Check.

David Bowie in classic drag? Check, check and check.

Great, so now that…

Pork Your Lover in Style with Bacon Condoms

March 29, 2013 // 8:00 am

So apparently this bacon trend hasn’t gone far enough. Now you can do the dirty with these Bacon Condoms.

After bringing the masses Bacon Lube – an elaborate April Fool’s joke made reality, J&D’s was bound to make the jump to condoms. Surprisingly, these condoms may be the…

Don’t Blink on The Crapper: Weeping Angel Toilet Decals

March 18, 2013 // 8:00 am

Imagine you’ve just enjoyed a hearty helping of fish fingers and custard. You’re ready to drop off your “companions” at the “pool,”  when you flip on the lights and find these Weeping Angels staring back at you.

Just try not to crap your pants.

Sold in a set of two,…

Twinkies to Return to Shelves by Summer 2013?

March 12, 2013 // 5:21 pm

Twinkie fans might have something to celebrate this summer.

Hostess is set to sell their brand to Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos & Co., who made a joint offer of $410 million to revive these now extinct snack cakes. Originally Hostess anticipated a bidding war for their popular products…

Doctor Who Cookie Cutters Because Cookie Cutters are Cool

March 5, 2013 // 9:00 am

Whovians and fellow nerds rejoice! Now you can have your Doctor and eat him too with these Doctor Who 3D Printed Cookie Cutters.

These baking wonders were crafted by a geek genius and include Daleks, the Tardis and even Weeping Angels (don’t blink!) Of course, if the Doctor’s enemy…

Hedgehog Toothpick Holder is as Unnecessary as it is Cute

March 1, 2013 // 7:00 am

We know, we know. It’s awful not having a place to artfully, adorably arrange your toothpicks, preventing guests at your catered estate gala from having access to your truffle-stuffed, gold-plated olives. First world problems. We know.

Solution: The Hedgehog Toothpick Holder. You load this thing up with some toothpicks,…

Finally, Make an Edible Phallus out of Anything with the ‘Dildo Maker’

February 21, 2013 // 3:05 pm

Well, I hate to be the one to say it, but thank goodness, amirite, ladies? I, for one, was getting real tired of non-degradable dildos. I mean, it’s 2013, and we still live in a world where, when the old one runs out, were just supposed to shove it…