How to Trick Yourself Into Thinking Those Stale Pringles are Still Good

May 10, 2013 // 6:00 am

Most people know the best way to check if chips are still good is just to take a bite. If there’s a nice crunch to it, you’re set, but if the break feels a little dull, a little muted, the can has likely seen better days.

Nevertheless, scientists from…

Clergyman Gets a Potato Stuck Up His Butt While ‘Hanging Curtains Naked’

January 15, 2013 // 2:56 pm

Here’s how I imagine the conversation between the 50-year-old vicar from Sheffeld, England and his nurse must have gone:

“What exactly were you doing when you found the potato *there*?”

Spend $66 on Domino’s New ‘Luxury’ Kobe Beef Steak Pizza in Japan

January 8, 2013 // 3:54 pm

If you’re in Japan, you can blow 5,800 yen ($66) on the recently released Kobe Beef Steak Pizza. Topped with Kobe beef, onions, potatos, cheese, and deluxe steak sauce, the question remains as to whether or not anything that involves the expensive and succulent meat can really go wrong…

Marie Callender’s Now Serving a Sausage Gravy & Egg Meat Pie

August 12, 2012 // 5:58 pm

Breakfast in a pie. Is there really anything else that needs to be said?

Marie Callender’s frozen food products is now serving the new flavor of pie at most Walmart stores. Containing: Scrambled Eggs, Sausage, Potatoes, and just a bit of gravy all wrapped up in a golden…

Artist Builds Model City From Potatoes

March 23, 2012 // 5:46 pm

It took artist Peter Root three weeks to create his city of potatoes with nothing more than a knife, a bicycle repair kit, 176 pounds of potatoes, and a dream. Root’s cityscape, which he named Plot, was created in Istanbul, Turkey. Though Plot was not modeled directly from from…

Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair

February 29, 2012 // 5:07 pm

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be in a baked potato? Oddly enough, I have. Thanks to the Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair, you can be one step closer to that feeling. It even comes with its own optional Butter Pillow made from…

Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit

December 22, 2011 // 2:33 pm

Aperture Science does it again, this time by harnessing the innate energy of America’s favorite vegetable to power a murderous super computer bent on ending your very existence.

I’m talking, of course, about the primary antagonist of the Portal video game, GLaDOS, in her purest most potato-ey form.…

Popchips Introduces a Jalapeño Potato Flavor

August 4, 2011 // 2:19 pm

All-Natural popchips brand has just revealed their latest flavor in their line of low-fat, low-calorie concept chips — Jalapeño Potato. The snack contains no trans fat, preservatives and artificial colors and flavors. Each 20-chip bag contains 120 calories, 4 grams of fat, 20 grams of carbohydrates and 2 grams…