This NYC Dive Bar Offers Patrons Free Midget Porn, Yay

January 16, 2013 // 5:54 pm

Have you ever wished you could enjoy a good beer, solid food and worry-free sexual gratification all at the same time? Let me introduce you to the Double Down – which is actually not some weird, kitchen-based sexual position. At least, not this time.

No, the Double…

Porn Star Aria Giovanni Cooks Shrimp Scampi Linguini

February 28, 2011 // 2:29 pm

This video is sloppily edited and directed, but to be honest, doesn’t porn succumb to the same issues? Despite these pitfalls, just like porn, we end up watching from opening frame to ending frame, staring not just at boiling water, oil being dripped into different pots and…

Canada: Chooses Bacon Over Sex

July 4, 2010 // 5:50 pm

We all know how much Canadians love their bacon, but maybe just a little too much? In a recent study conducted by Maple Leaf Foods, 43% of the respondents said they would rather eat bacon than have sex. Apparently the survey also found out that…