Important: This is How Pokémon Eat Their Food

April 22, 2013 // 4:33 pm

At least, the PG-version. Because we all know Pokémon are secretly cannibals.

Two weeks ago, awkward-comedy (awk-com?) mastermind Mister Epic Mann brought us the ever-useful series of demonstrations of how to eat like different animals, and it didn’t take the internet long to spawn its inevitable parodies.…

Gotta Eat ‘Em All: PokeCakes!

April 20, 2013 // 6:00 am

h0n3y5un5h1n3 (leet/1337 speak for “honeysunshine”) over at Instructables has done the worship-able, combining childhood Pokememories with cake. Fantastic. A bit involved, perhaps, but fantastic.

Granted, these Pokeball Layer Cakes are not easy. Most of us would give up after Step 1: Bake Your Cakes (not, she stresses, from mix).…

Gotta Drink ‘Em All — The Pokemon Beer Pong Table

February 13, 2013 // 8:00 am

Drinking creativity continues to astound with this latest evolution of the age-old game of beer pong. Like any good alchemist knows, by mixing two disparate ideas you render an even greater and more creative iteration of the previous forms. Right? Right.

From Quidditch Pong to now, such is true with…

Poké Ball Pizza because after Catching ‘Em All, You Build An Appetite

January 15, 2013 // 1:39 pm

If you were to take this  Poké Ball Pizza back to 1999, the height of the  Pokémon saga, it would be devoured within seconds by an army of Ash Ketchum fan boys and girls. Today, it would still be eaten by  that same army of fan kids, except by now they’re all 20-something-year…

If Pokemon Had a ‘Food Type,’ This is What Their Evolutions Would Be

October 17, 2012 // 11:21 am

Who’s that Pokemon?!

Hint: Bread Type + Egg Stone = French Toast. Duh.

Brought to us by artist H. Caldwell Tanner, these food-inspired concept Pokemon (named “Spagoodlor,” “Poutinatar” and “Bleetee,” respectively) might just be a budding PokeChef’s dream come true:

Granted, their names aren’t nearly as catchy…

Apparently, Pokemon Support Starbucks Sizing

October 11, 2012 // 3:59 pm

Among the many things people find problematic with Starbucks, the corporation’s sizing terminology is chief among them. With a Starbucks Tall, Grande and Venti all conveying a sense of “largeness,” the illogical naming system has been both a genius marketing move and the bane of coffee connoisseurs.

Unfortunately, it…