Finally, Someone Made Fortune-Telling Bacon

March 21, 2013 // 1:04 pm

I hate to break it to you, guy, but just because a super-intelligent spider describes your pig as “some pig,” “terrific” and “radiant” doesn’t mean that when you finally do cook the thing, you’ll magically wind up with fortune-telling bacon. That’s just not how it works.

If you want…

Move Over Paper: Starbucks Now Offering $1 Reusable Cups

January 4, 2013 // 1:48 pm

Cheap $1 reusable cups are now offered at all U.S. and Canadian Starbucks locations. Well, apparently. I just asked the ‘Bucks joint next door and to my dismay they have yet to receive their shipment. Devastating disappointments aside, Starbucks hopes that the durable plastic cups will encourage customers to…

11,400 Pounds of Enchiladas Recalled Because of Plastic Pieces

November 5, 2012 // 5:25 pm

Have you ever sat in the office, hard at work, and thought: “Man, I could really go for a some frozen enchiladas right about now.” Well thanks to the latest recall, 11,400 pounds of frozen chicken enchiladas won’t be filling and fulfilling the stomachs of hard-working office employees on…

Not-So-Eco-Friendly Supermarket Wraps Its Peeled Bananas in Plastic

September 20, 2012 // 4:40 pm

There’s probably a condom joke in here somewhere.

As relayed by the Austrian Times, German-owned supermarket Billa has recently come under fire for a photo posted on its Facebook page showcasing packs of peeled bananas covered in plastic wrap.

Purportedly done to streamline the eating process, these pre-peeled ‘nanners…

Hot Dog-Shaped Hamburger Just Might Be a Wiener

August 2, 2012 // 6:13 am

Sure, there might be no real need to make your burgers look like hot dogs, but instead of asking “why?” try asking “why not?”

Enter the Ham Dogger. Just stuff some ground beef into the hot dog shaped plastic container, toss it in the fridge and have the perfect…

This Girl is Addicted to Eating Plastic…15 Pieces of it a Day

February 8, 2012 // 5:25 pm

In one of the most anti-FOODBEAST stories of the year, this is the tale of Kailyn, an 18-year old from Sacramento, CA who consumes at least 15 pieces of plastic a day. She loves the feel of remotes in her mouth, she’s eaten 12 of them, along…

Crazy Straws

January 3, 2009 // 3:29 am

For years, people of all ages have attempted to connect drinking straws together for a more entertaining way to enjoy beverages, usually resulting in leaks and construction issues. Well, the new age of straw engineering is made possible with Strawz. This set of 36 pieces allows you…