Obama Signs Monsanto Protection Act, Get Ready for A Riot

March 27, 2013 // 4:51 pm

We just got word that despite past promises to promote GMO transparency, Obama signed HR 933, which contains the Monsanto Protection Act, into law. According to The Austin Chronicle, the measure protects genetically modified seeds from litigation by “allowing the U.S. Department of Agriculture to override judicial rulings…

America: Vote Today & Get Free Fries!

November 6, 2012 // 12:36 pm

Voting isn’t just good for the country, it’s good for your stomach. Today, when you go vote (and you better go vote) don’t forget to grab one of those “I voted” stickers, and then haul your ass down to the nearest White Castle for a free small order of their new…

What Your Favorite Food Brands Say About Your Politics

October 31, 2012 // 5:17 pm

Did you know that Red Bull fans are more likely to vote for Obama and that Chick-fil-A die-hards are more likely to vote for Romney? At least, that’s what the data shows in these charts offering a political breakdown of what our food preferences say about our political sentiments.…

Poll Shows More Amercians Would Rather Eat a Burger With Obama Than Romney

October 24, 2012 // 11:29 am

Oh America, the only place that will serve deep fried nacho cheese and determine our presidential candidates’ worth based on hamburger polls. So while Obama and Romney are busy campaigning across the nation and kissing babies, Smashburger — a burgeoning restaurant joint — asked Americans the most…

Restaurant Owner Dies After Breakfast with President Obama

July 8, 2012 // 9:42 am

Tears of joy are usually shed after meeting with President Barrack Obama, but tears of sadness also struck after a devastating death followed the president’s visit to a small diner.

Josephine “Ann” Harris, 70, had the honor of not only meeting President Obama, but providing breakfast for him at…

Obama Apron

September 12, 2011 // 8:06 pm

Are you fired up and ready to grill? Well, the president is. Obama’s 2012 campaign is in full swing, and his kitchen merchandise from the 2012 Democratic Convention is showing it. Show your patriotic side with this Obama Apron. Is anyone thinking Obama for round two? Should Rick Perry make a…

‘Obama’ Gunman Robs Southern California El Pollo Loco

October 28, 2010 // 2:01 pm

Reports from KTLA are surfacing that a gunman stormed into a Duarte, CA El Pollo Loco restaurant wearing a President Obama Halloween mask. The robbery occurred Tuesday night around 9:45 p.m., which involved the suspect tying up the employees and stealing a large amount of…

Obama Burger

April 6, 2010 // 1:16 pm

Look closely. This really is an Obama burger. Was going to make a politically infused “Have it your way” joke, but, I’m not that political. Or funny. (PicThx Gawker)