Nutella + Martini = Nutellatina

May 23, 2013 // 11:28 am

A DIY Nutella Martini, and just in time to celebrate the controversial return of World Nutella Day. Disappointingly, and maybe a little ironically, the Nutellatina is actually comprised of very little Nutella. It’s used more as a garnish, to dress the glass after being softened in the…

So Apparently Nutella Hates Free Publicity, Issues Cease and Desist to Founder of ‘World Nutella Day’

May 22, 2013 // 6:00 am

Okay guys, this whole “Nutella” thing has gone far enough. Nutella Red Velvet Cinnamon Rolls, Nutella S’more Pulls, Nutella Thieves? Who asked you all to like this stuff so much anyway? Not Ferrero, the parent company behind the sweet hazelnut chocolate spread, apparently. They don’t even…

Three Words: Ferrero Rocher Brownies

April 30, 2013 // 6:00 am

Mother’s Day is just around the corner, so I’m gonna dare everyone reading this to give your moms the ultimate gift this year by whipping up a batch of these (before next next Saturday night) and not eating them all in a single go.

Now, I realize it’s going…

Gather ‘Round the Campfire With a 55,460 Calorie S’more Burger and Side of Red Velvet Onion Rings

April 25, 2013 // 3:34 pm

You know that primal fear we all have of going camping and getting lost in the middle of the woods for so long that we lose our basic sense of humanity and ultimately resort to cannibalism?

Well, the next time you go camping, whip up one of these bad…

Nutella Cinnamon S’mores Pulls Eliminate the Need for Camping

April 11, 2013 // 11:53 am

All hail Plain Chicken.

As if these cheddar bacon ranch pulls (all of those words are delicious, except maybe pulls, but that’s just because it’s a secret synonym for ‘bread’) weren’t enough, we’ve also just uncovered the dessert version: S’mores + Nutella + warm sourdough bread.

I…

The All-Chocolate Breakfast is 8,724 Calories of WTF

March 21, 2013 // 1:44 pm

Talk about chocolate wasted.

The dudes over at Epic Meal Time have created a chocoholic’s dream breakfast that clocks in at 8,724 calories and 380 grams of fat. This seriously epic breakfast is made up of Chocolate Eggs,  French Nutella Toast, Chocolate Taters, Chocolate Breakfast Meats, and a side…

Nutella Thefts At Columbia Make Headlines, Proves Smart People Really Like Nutella Too

March 8, 2013 // 12:31 pm

Undergrads at Columbia University were treated to a daily dose of Nutella in select dining halls on campus, but things soon turned salty after the university noticed that they were running through the sweet stuff faster than anticipated — to the tune of 100 pounds a day.

Dining hall…

Eating Nutella is as Healthy as Eating Cake Batter

February 20, 2013 // 8:00 am

We already knew that all of those Nutella commercials telling mothers that the hazelnut spread is part of a healthy breakfast were selling chocolate-covered lies, but we didn’t quite realize that putting Nutella on your toast is basically just soaking it in cake batter. Though Nutella does contain significant amounts of…