Here, Have Some Photos of a Hot Half-Naked Chick Wearing Nothing But Salmon Sashimi [NSFW]

March 19, 2013 // 10:42 am

We all know that a good cut of salmon sashimi can get pretty expensive, so why anyone would waste several slices just to get a silly little picture out of it is beyond me.

Ohhhh, that’s why.

Twenty-year-old LiuYou Qi is a Chinese model known for her youthful…

Guys, Here Are the Ten Worst Food-Related Items You Can Get Your Girl for Valentine’s Day [NSFW]

February 7, 2013 // 3:01 pm

I get it. I do. Sometimes, the standard teddy-bear-holding-a-chocolate-rose thing gets boring. Even I get tired of champagne sometimes. You wanna spice up your Valentine’s Day. Completely understandable. That’s fine. We have Pinterest now, and I’m sure they can offer hundreds of unique ideas, okay, guys? It’ll be okay.…

NSFW(ish): PETA Makes A Video About Carrot Penises

November 8, 2012 // 12:47 pm

Forget Viagra. Why spend hours waiting for that little blue pill to work its bedroom magic when you can just pop a few florets of broccoli instead?

South Korean Oreo Breastfeeding Ad, How Do You Eat Your Oreo? [NSFW]

April 18, 2012 // 6:20 pm

Scratch that kid-friendly vibe you’ve been accustomed to from OREO. A recent ad emerging from South Korea pictures a young baby getting breastfed, mother’s nipple exposed, and OREO cookie in hand. Best of all, the slogan for the ad is: “Milk’s favorite cookie.” Even more best of all,…

Random Food Facts As Told By Hot Chicks [NSFW]

November 2, 2011 // 5:43 pm

For the average horn dog, learning proper facts can be quite the challenge ever since the advent of porn, the Internet, Internet Porn, and the idea of porn in general. Thanks to the geniuses over at the Facts and Chicks concept blog, we can now observe the world’s…