This Flask Disguised as an iPhone Isn’t Fooling Anybody

May 4, 2013 // 7:00 am

Guys, there’s tons different between each iPhone model. Tons. Seriously. Side by side, it’s like the iPhone 4 and iPhone 5 aren’t even the same brand – the design specs and features and color (!) are just so far off from one another, it’s ridiculous. Which is…

[WATCH] Fruit Ninja Cuts Watermelon in Under 30 Seconds

April 25, 2013 // 12:26 pm

Some people can shotgun water bottles and some can fit an entire fist in their mouth, then there are people who are fruit ninjas. Like this guy. Apparently taking on the “Matt Jones Cut a Watermelon in 20 Seconds Challenge,” our ninja’s skills and perseverance are put…

This Wasabi Godzilla Breathes Red Hot Sriracha

November 20, 2012 // 6:49 pm

Since the holidays are coming up, we should probably be reminding you not to play with your food. But in the case of Wasabizilla, we’ll let it slide.

After all, one tiny misstep, one ill-timed eye rub, one over-confident taste test and you could be in as least as…

This (Isn’t) What Teriyaki Ninja Nachos Look Like

October 5, 2012 // 10:26 am

I guess it takes a true ninja to run a teriyaki food truck that’s so conspicuous it’s inconspicuous, but that’s exactly what Marc of Orange County, Calif.’s NWA — Ninjas with Appetite — food truck is doing.

Last month, the rest of the office got their first taste…

Ninjabread Men

August 25, 2010 // 12:00 pm

What are better then regular cookies? Cookies that are shaped like ninjas doing crazy ninja things! High head kick! Thunder punch! Lu-Kang flying kick! Why not? Sneak up on you friends with these ninja cookies the next time you see them, I’m sure they will have a…