Try One of These Mario 1-Up Ring Pops to Put a Little Spring in Your Step

May 9, 2013 // 6:00 am

With the week winding down, you’re probably feeling a little restless and moody right now. Well, they say the best way to find fulfillment is to devote yourself to helping other people, so why not whip up a batch of these Mario 1-Up Ring Pops and give yourself and…

Apparently, Your iPhone Likes to be Groped By Mushrooms

January 25, 2013 // 3:47 pm

Your relationship with your iPhone is an incredibly intimate thing. On any given day, you spend countless minutes stroking its screen, murmuring commands into its ear, pressing it against your cheek, and tucking it into your back pocket (or even your bra).  You’d like to think that you and…

Foodfapping 2012: The Year in Sex-Related Food News

December 30, 2012 // 8:00 am

Face it, the best part of not dying during Mayan Doomsday is knowing we still get to enjoy the two things that make this life worth living: Food and sex.

Here’s some of the best, worst, strangest and most OMGWTFBBQ-worthy sex-related news stories we saw this year.

Enter at…

Dangling Mushroom and Carrot Sweater Shorts, For Your Own Dangling Mushrooms and Carrots

November 17, 2012 // 6:15 pm

This is all PETA’s fault. If it wasn’t for that damn veggie-dick video, imagining male genitalia as produce would have remained the safely hidden pastime of desperate housewives. But now the internet’s gotten a hold of it, and apparently, it’s not letting go.

This winter, because you…

Get a Life with This Mario-Inspired 1-Up Portabello Mushroom Burger

October 6, 2012 // 12:41 pm

Now I’m not promising this green 1-Up inspired burger will get you all the way back to Peach’s castle (if you know what I mean), but thanks to recipe designer momo!, it’s definitely a start.

Luckily she was kind enough to make this bad boy vegetarian to…

Chinese News Broadcast Horribly Confuses Male Masturbation Toy For Mushroom

June 19, 2012 // 5:13 pm

When a village in China discovered a fleshy, mushroom-shaped object 260 feet underground, male masturbation aid definitely wasn’t at the top of their list.

In the rural part of Liucunbu whilst digging for a new well, villagers came across a “mysterious mushroom” that felt “meaty.” The curious villagers probed…

This Newly Discovered Mushroom Can Eat Plastic, Time to Save the World?

May 30, 2012 // 6:44 pm

A mushroom that can eat plastic? Where’s Peter Griffin adamantly screaming “Why are we not funding this!?” when you need him?

It’s called pestalotiopsis microspora, and it’s a fungi discovered by a group of Yale researchers on an expedition in Ecuador. Could this mean we’re on track…

The Literal Mushroom Burger

March 2, 2011 // 2:03 pm

Mushroom burgers have become quite the spectacle, everything from portobello patties to mushroom swiss burgers. In the case of our beloved burger artist Char.L.Ton, he’s taken the idea of a “mushroom burger” and taken it to its most literal extreme. We’re looking at a burger that…