The Best (Most Questionable) Bacon Facts We’ve Ever Learned

May 10, 2013 // 10:37 am

Yo, bacon rules. Why? The meaty strips of heaven are applicable in virtually any situation. Tiny house versions? Check. Proof it cures hangovers? Bacon’s got you covered. But there are a few lesser-known facts about the food that recently hit the web, and we think you’ll find…

This Bacon-Scented Spray is the Perfect Vegan Repellent

April 30, 2013 // 5:33 pm

If there’s one thing we know about the smell of bacon, it’s that everyone loves the smell of bacon. In fact, if you ever meet someone who claims not to love the smell of bacon, chances are they’re possessed by evil vegans not someone you want to be around anyway…

Pork Your Lover in Style with Bacon Condoms

March 29, 2013 // 8:00 am

So apparently this bacon trend hasn’t gone far enough. Now you can do the dirty with these Bacon Condoms.

After bringing the masses Bacon Lube – an elaborate April Fool’s joke made reality, J&D’s was bound to make the jump to condoms. Surprisingly, these condoms may be the…

‘Meat America,’ A Photo Series of American Culture [Re]imagined As Meat

February 7, 2013 // 1:20 pm

In a photographic journey on par with Dorothea Lange’s “Dust Bowl,” Dominic Episcopo has graced us with “Meat America,” an epic chronicling of America’s obsession with meat. If you are what you eat, then America truly is made of meat.

In Dominic’s words, “Meat America is a state of…

Don’t Worry, These Adorable Pork Bun Piggies Won’t Squeal When You Bite Them

February 1, 2013 // 7:00 am

I imagine these pig-shaped pork buns are only difficult to eat until you’ve taken the first bite, averting your eyes to avoid the pleading gaze of these little guys. Can’t you just hear them, all steamy and sad, crying at you? “No, don’t eat me! I’m like Wilber, via…

14 Vagina-Shaped Foods to Feed Your Appetite

January 20, 2013 // 6:00 am

Here at Foodbeast, we love vaginas almost as much as we love food. We’ve compiled a list that combines our two favorite things both as they appear in nature and in the kitchens of creative (and slightly insane) vagina fans. Enjoy!

Here’s How to Make the Bacon-Weaved ‘Steako’ Taco

January 17, 2013 // 7:03 pm

This is the stuff that only the most dedicated carnivores dream of. Luckily, Reed of Cooking with Reed had the vision to make “The Steako” happen.

A Caveman’s 21st Century Take on the Paleo Diet & Why You’re Doing it Wrong

January 11, 2013 // 2:40 pm

Ahhh, the Paleo Diet. This 21st century brainchild of Dr. Loren Cordain suggests that modern Americans cut out grains, dairy products, refined sugars, and legumes in favor of a diet closer to the one followed by our Paleolithic ancestors. We took four of Cordain’s recommended foods and asked a very…