Watch How McDonald’s Makes Their Fries

October 21, 2012 // 8:40 pm

Everyone knows McDonald’s cuts their fries from the surface of the moon, ships them back to earth, deep fries them in gasoline and spray paints them yellow. You didn’t know that? Well, then how do you figure they last so long? Moon fries, baby.

Michael Jordan’s 1992 ‘McJordan’ McDonald’s Sauce Hits Ebay for $10K

October 15, 2012 // 12:43 pm

Michael Jordan’s legacy is a defining trademark of the 90s. Dubbed “His Airness,” Jordan dominated the courts  and lead the Chicago Bulls to two epic three-peats. Everything he endorsed was gold and everyone from Nike to Upper Deck scrambled to get a piece of his Midas Touch.

So it…

Spoiler Alert: Photos Compare Advertised Burgers to Reality

October 11, 2012 // 2:05 pm

We all know that fast food advertisements of sexy burgers with meat patties dripping flavor sandwiched between immaculate slices of tomatoes, crispy lettuce and fluffy, perfectly toasted buns is: FALSE. Of course, while we all know this (and if you don’t wake up, honey, because the Tooth Fairy ain’t…

McDonald’s Delays McRib Return Until December

September 18, 2012 // 3:50 pm

Well, f*ck.

Disclaimers first, I may just be speaking for the western coast of the United States here, but it definitely feels like one of the laggiest fall seasons ever.

Usually by the time the first day of school rolls around, the sky’s consistently overcast and the weather’s a steady 70-80…

Apparently McDonald’s Thinks the Hmong Language Reads Like a Keysmash – ASDSAKDLJSADKJASJK

September 6, 2012 // 11:31 am

Betcha the brains behind this linguistic snafu just collectively ragequit, after the two new billboards posted by the Golden Arches in St. Paul, Minn. were called out by Hmong members of the community for not actually making a lick of sense.

Meant to translate to “Coffee Gets You Up, Breakfast…

Wake and McBake: McDonald’s to Offer Breakfast after Midnight

August 7, 2012 // 1:11 pm

In an attempt to tap into the McStoner, McNightOwl, McHellaEarlyBird and McClosingShift market, McDonald’s is currently testing a new Breakfast after Midnight menu at all its 24-hour locations in central Ohio.

As relayed by Burger Business, less than 1% of customer traffic at quick-service restaurants comes…

No Special Treatment for Drunken ‘Level 14 Government Officials’ At McDonald’s Drive-Thrus

August 3, 2012 // 1:47 pm

There are plenty of (not-so) secret tricks you can pull at most fast food chains to get a little something extra, but turns out claiming to be a “Level 14 Government Official” isn’t one of them.

Late Sunday night, a 27-year-old, clearly intoxicated woman walked up to a McDonald’s…

McDonald’s Has Curly Fries?!

August 3, 2012 // 11:01 am

There’s no denying McDonald’s set the gold standard when it comes to straight fried potato-ey goodness, but are they ready to seize the short and curly market as well?

Apparently so, but only in the Philippines. Already a seasonal staple over there, McDonald’s Philippines (locally known as McDo)…