Dollar Dollar Bill, Ya’ll: McDonald’s Adds Snack Size Fish McBites & Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger to $1 Menu

November 29, 2012 // 5:09 pm

What exactly can one dollar buy you these days?

A lot, if you head to the local 99 cents store or just save all of those dollars for the long run (okay, so maybe that isn’t really answering the question.)

Angry Birds Does Soda… Almost Better than Pepsi and Coke

November 27, 2012 // 6:22 pm

Remember when Angry Birds first appeared on the scene?

No. Of course you don’t. The video game franchise, developed by Finnish game developer, Rovio, swept the world so quickly and completely that it instantly became one of those timeless things, like Facebook, YouTube,…

McDonald’s Does the McRib for Christmas Because They ‘Don’t Really Do Polar Bears’

November 24, 2012 // 12:57 pm

If the McDonald’s McRib was a movie, it’d be the Rocky Horror Picture Show: a cult classic inspiring weird hipsters to dress up at unpredictable intervals and go crazy at all hours of the night. Mostly. The main difference being, of course, is that you usually get…

Peeping Tom Banned from 1,200 McDonald’s Restaurants

November 22, 2012 // 11:02 am

Using a public restroom is uncomfortable enough without the fear of some creepy guy trying to watch you handle your business.

Sukhbir Singh was banned from every McDonald’s in England and Wales for “Observing another person doing a private act for sexual gratification.”

It’s Back: McDonald’s Deep Fried Macaroni Seafood Salad Burger

November 16, 2012 // 5:33 pm

This is one of those bizarre happenings in the food industry that I am very much on board with. Note, Mickey D’s Japan has been rolling out the “Gracoro” burgers since 1993, making if available only during the winter months. The seasonal item has been referred to as the…

The Big MaK Will Pulverize Your Measly Beanie Baby Happy Meal

November 12, 2012 // 6:04 pm

The Big MaK comes complete with solar-mounted anti-air fry missiles, impressive Big Mac armor, a stealthy sniper-fry cannon and even a delicious Vanilla Frostie with sprinkles so that this bamfzilla can keep cool while simultaneously stomping out all other inferior McDonald’s toys.

Holy Fast Food Villainy, Batman! Jack in the Box Bane and Ronald McDonald Joker, TOGETHER

November 9, 2012 // 4:18 pm

I know the trope of Batman having to face more than one Arkham inmate at a time has been a thing since, I don’t know, FOREVER, but this is just ridiculous.

Joakim Noah Gets Big Smack for Trying to Win Big Macs

November 8, 2012 // 3:52 pm

With his team up six and only a few seconds left in the game, Joakim Noah, center for the Chicago Bulls, decided it was time to shoot a three. Why? Easy, the crowd was hungry for more than a win, they wanted Big Macs. Yes, the iconic double pattied…