The McPoutine and 24 Other Foreign McDonald’s Menu Items We Need Stateside, STAT

March 14, 2013 // 8:00 am

People tend to get mad when any U.S.-based food news source covers menu items from other countries, but here’s the thing: it’s not that we’re trying to be irrelevant to you. It’s just that everywhere else has better stuff.

Take McDonald’s for instance. For most healthy, red-blooded Americans, the…

In Case You Missed It: McDonald’s France Gets Bagel Burgers in Bacon, Cheese & Red Onion

December 17, 2012 // 11:42 am

Upon learning that McDonald’s France introduced Bagel Burgers, my first reaction was: Did they really get to it before America? Our lucky comrades overseas have access to Mickey D Bagel Burgers in the three scrumptious flavors: “Cheese” (with Emmental), ”Red Onion” and “Bacon.” We, on the other hand,…

THANK GOODNESS: Gingerbread Oreos Are Here

November 5, 2012 // 6:14 pm

Seasonal flavor marketing teams, take note: this is what Christmas tastes like.

Hot on the heels of its popular, if totally “WTF-inducing” Candy Corn Oreos, the sandwich cookie giant has just launched its latest foray into the holiday-miracle-munching world, with new limited edition Gingerbread Oreos.

Let me break…

Jones Soda: Christmas and Hanukkah Packs

December 22, 2010 // 10:14 am

This could possibly be a pack of the weirdest soda flavors I’ve ever heard of. Included in the Jones Soda Christmas pack are four different flavors: Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog, and Christmas Ham. But don’t think for one second that Jones forgot about all you…

Dungeons and Dragons Jones Soda

May 20, 2010 // 5:08 am

The rejoice that has fallen upon the nerd community must be a huge one with the release of these limited edition D&D drinks by Jones Soda. These themed sodas bring the game to life even more so now with names like “Potion of Healing”…