Tag: lemon-flavored

This Ear Wax Candy is ‘Picked Fresh,’ Q-Tip Not Included

January 30, 2013 // 3:04 pm

The best part amount these lemony morsels resembling ear wax is the accompanying description:

Picked fresh from the inner recesses of a large, crusty ear, these chewy gummy morsels feature a delicious lemon flavor. Nifty ear graphic packets seal in quality!

Oh fabulous! It’s hard to get fresh, high-quality…

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