Beer Armor, Because Duh (And Also Game of Thrones)

April 6, 2013 // 7:00 am

With the new season of everyone’s favorite “Dinklage-and-Dragons” hour kicked into high gear, it’s obviously the perfect time to debut this new beer koozie: half chain mail, half leather, all awesome, brought to you by DeviantArt user, DougFungus (who created two versions; the original is the…

Behold: the Beer Bottle Car Seat, for Scumbag Parents

September 18, 2012 // 12:38 pm

For basically being over 70% water, most people’s most precious cargo is still remarkably fragile. But luckily for those parents who strive to take at least as much–if not more–care of their favorite brews as they do of their children, now there’s Growler on Board.

Essentially a holster-like foam “Beer…

Giant Fist Koozie, ‘The Beast’

June 5, 2012 // 10:22 am

The Giant Fist Koozie is a little bit of freaky and a whole lot of awesome. There’s a lot of utility in this product. It not only doubles as a hand warmer and beer cooler but also acts as a giant bopping device! It allows the wearer to…

Goldman Leather Koozie

May 6, 2011 // 12:52 pm

If your koozie game has always consisted of foam memorabilia from hand-me-down gift packages, today might be the day you step things up for yourself. Whether you’re going to be drinking on a yacht, or on the rooftop of of your mansion in the hills, the “Wheelman”…