Why Tabasco Is – and Always Will Be – Better than Sriracha

April 25, 2013 // 1:09 pm

In which Tabasco is a dapper, crotchety old gentleman and Sriracha is a hip and trendy cock.

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Okay folks, let’s rap. More precisely, let’s rap about Sriracha.

Picthx NPR

Sriracha is one of those internet-famous things, like bacon and memes, that everyone knows

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Ask Your Doctor About Clinically-Proven Anti-Depressant Tacos [HUMOR]

March 27, 2013 // 2:59 pm

I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer not to be gazing emotionally out of windows while sad piano music plays in the background and I depressed-ly neglect my cat. But for those who aren’t so lucky, hey, at least they taste better than pills.

According to the…

Well That’s Just Mean: $24K Order of Girl Scout Cookies Turns Out to Be Nothing But a Cruel Joke

March 18, 2013 // 1:47 pm

Okay, I know that with the economy being the way they is, it might seem like Girl Scouts trick us out of thousands every year, but damn, revenge is not the answer.

According to the Consumerist and KATU News, two troops in Portland, Ore. thought they’d come…

This is What a Zero Calorie Pizza Looks Like [COMIC]

December 14, 2012 // 4:50 pm

This is a cartoon I came across today by Drew of Toothpaste for Dinner, AKA THE SPAWN OF SATAN, who also brought us 3 Reasons Why Cupcakes Are Bullshit, which I felt compelled to share.

I apologize profusely to anyone who came here…

Novelty Birth Control Gum

December 18, 2011 // 11:30 am

Anyone else smell a lawsuit in the making? I mean, I know that to the average human being, this would appear to be a blatantly obvious farce. Then again, you just know that someone, somewhere, is going to try and use this gum for its “intended purpose”…

Squirrel Melts: ‘You Must Try Them’

October 4, 2010 // 5:37 pm

It’s really hard to tell if this is a total joke or if this lady is dead serious. Maybe this was aired on some independent channel, or I’m just really gullible. Either way, it may seem gross, but for some reason I would definitely try a squirrel…

The One and Only True Tea Bags

July 21, 2010 // 10:11 am

You know that as soon as you saw this Teabagging Bags you thought of that one person in your group that these would make the perfect gift for. You can purchase this classy and delightful tea accessory at The Cheeky. The teabagging bags are…