Florida Woman Claims This Goldfish is Literally ‘Christ on a Cracker’

April 5, 2013 // 3:00 pm

We’ve all had our moments of appreciation for Goldfish cracker’s cheesy goodness, but one woman from Melbourne, Florida has taken Goldfish worship to the next level — by claiming her cracker is a sign from God.

Apparently, Melbourne resident Patti Burke was working her way through a bag of…

The Last Supper, as Told Through Instagram

February 5, 2013 // 12:15 am

It’s hard to imagine what dinner looked like before the days of Instagram, before the whole chef v. iPhone debate, before the whole genre of restaurant photography became this treacherous minefield of either annoying your fellow diners, or eschewing your right to document your dinner however well you…

The Last Supper (In a Galaxy Far, Far Away…)

February 14, 2012 // 2:47 am

It is perhaps the most recognizable dinner scenes in all of history… and now there’s a Wookie in it. Personally, I think it makes the imagery all the more familiar.

This contemporary take on Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper masterpiece features some striking similarities to the original work, while implementing…

Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread Toaster

September 21, 2011 // 12:00 am

God has provided! This Daily Bread Toaster is sure to wipe away any sins you have. Repent and savor the savior of all holy toasts. ($29.95 @ Jesus Toasters)

British Man Finds Jesus…in Bacon Frying Pan?

March 27, 2010 // 11:36 am

A couple weeks back, a British man reportedly found Jesus Christ (an image of) in his bacon frying pan after he fell asleep while waiting for his bacon to cook. The 22-year-old fell asleep with bacon on the pan, only to be jolted an hour later by…

Jesus Christ Face in a Kit-Kat Bar

April 18, 2009 // 3:35 am

I’m not saying this means anything. If anything, I just saw bits of the film Knowing and I’m well assured that people simply see what they want to see. With that preliminary out of the way, an eater from across the way said…