Internet Finds Nazis on Parade Magazine’s Cover

May 21, 2013 // 3:31 pm

When we look at it, we can pick out some cooking implements, an anchor, a few battleships thrown in for good measure. Navy stuff at its finest, right? Wrong. After Parade published the story on chefs in the military, Defense News blogger Christopher Cavas put the cover art on blast…

This is a French Toast Reuben Nutella Elvis Sandwich, Because Bacon and Nutella, Duh

April 17, 2013 // 1:46 pm

Sometimes you need the right level of acidity and the perfect price point to put two and two together. Sometimes you just need a healthy dollop of Nutella and a few choice strips of bacon. Welcome to the Internet.

In a new series called “Don’t Eat That!”…

NYC Bar Now Accepting Bitcoins as Payment, Seashells and Animal Bones Still Kinda Iffy

April 11, 2013 // 7:00 am

Bitcoins are a form of virtual currency that people can use to buy things online like shoes and houses but is different from credit, for reasons. I won’t pretend I understand how the whole thing works, but if you think about it only a tiny bit (heh), it’s pretty…

Yeah, Science B*tch! The Number of Calories Burned Per Mouse Click

March 13, 2013 // 1:16 pm

Turns out there’s an actual, quantifiable amount of calories burned every time you click a mouse, which means that just by reading this article, you’re already kinda sorta exercising. Y’all are welcome.

According to Rocket News, a recent book entitled “Convert Anything to Calories”  calculated the “total volume…

‘OccuPie Wall Street,’ ‘I Just Blue Myself,’ and Other Non-Existent Pop Culture Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream

March 11, 2013 // 2:02 pm

Ben and Jerry, those two guys you turn to after breaking up with your significant other, losing a job, or just finishing, like, an insanely stressful week, have brought America such awesome, pop culture ice cream flavors such as AmeriCone Dream, Late Night Snack, Phish Food, and everyone’s favorite,…

This Grumpy Cat 3D Latte is Grumpier Than Grumpy Cat

February 27, 2013 // 8:00 am

So normally we’d be super stoked to see yet another food product based off of the famous Grumpy Cat meme, and who could blame us? There’s something ridiculously satisfying about munching on the Grumpy Cat’s perpetual look of hateful misery, especially when that misery comes in the form…

Grumpy Cat Cookies? No. (But Yes)

February 22, 2013 // 6:00 am

If you know Grumpy Cat, you know he (?) doesn’t appreciate cookies. Or sugar. Or happiness. Although, that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t enjoy devouring his face, laughing all the while! These paradoxically cute cookies are from Whipped Bakeshop in Philadelphia, and reddit loves…

These Teens Fed Parents Drugged Milkshakes for More Internet Time

January 4, 2013 // 3:10 pm

Two California teenagers were arrested for spiking milkshakes with drugs that knocked out one of the teen’s parents in hopes of gaining extended internet time.

The Sacramento Bee reports that the girls, aged 15-years-old and 16-years-old, bought milkshakes from a local fast-food joint for the parents and then loaded…