5 Things You Learn from Watching Other People Eat

May 20, 2013 // 11:55 am

You can learn a lot from observing other people’s behavior, like learning how to drive, figuring out how to build Ikea furniture or how to tie your shoes (hint: shoestrings are overrated). We figured this motto applied to everything else in life, especially food. So among the basics…

Hilarious ‘Kanye Chef’ Tumblr Says ‘No One Man Should Have All that Flour’

May 20, 2013 // 9:11 am

In the midst of all the hullaballoo about Kanye West’s SNL performance, his new singles and his upcoming album, we stumbled upon this shining beacon of food comedy: Kanye Chef.

The genius Tumblr reimagines what the famous rapper’s lyrics and album art would be like if his…

Team Umizoomi Ad Starring Gordon Ramsay is Funny, Uncomfortable

May 4, 2013 // 8:00 am

Gordon Ramsay, the man who got famous for screaming grown folks into submissive tears, is at it again . . . with a trio of neon-colored characters from the pre-school math cartoon, Team Umizoomi.

From the very beginning, he’s shouting at his pastry chef about some unservable…

The (Relative) Dangers of Stealing Liam Neeson’s Pizza

April 25, 2013 // 2:44 pm

As it turns out, actor/father/all-around badass Liam Neeson is a little more forgiving of pizza theft as opposed to, say, the kidnapping of his fictional daughter or wife. No European rampages here.

However, if the pizza he left in the law school lunch room is not returned, he will…

Why Tabasco Is – and Always Will Be – Better than Sriracha

April 25, 2013 // 1:09 pm

In which Tabasco is a dapper, crotchety old gentleman and Sriracha is a hip and trendy cock.

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Okay folks, let’s rap. More precisely, let’s rap about Sriracha.

Picthx NPR

Sriracha is one of those internet-famous things, like bacon and memes, that everyone knows

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Top Foodie April Fools’ Day Pranks We Desperately Wish Were Real

April 2, 2013 // 6:00 am

Yesterday, Taco Bell announced the return of its Beefy Crunch Burrito this May, much to the excitement and outrage of many a Facebook fan, who threatened not only to stop eating at Taco Bell if the news turned out to be fake, but also to burn down their…

This Hoodie Popcorn Holder is for Lazy, Innovative People

March 30, 2013 // 9:00 am

Another entry from the world of WTF Life Hacks, here’s the most efficient, environmentally friendly, hygienically-questionable method of snacking on popcorn while at the computer, knitting, reading, or anything else that involves too much work with your hands to waste time with a bowl. Simple reverse your hoodie, hope it’s…

Ask Your Doctor About Clinically-Proven Anti-Depressant Tacos [HUMOR]

March 27, 2013 // 2:59 pm

I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer not to be gazing emotionally out of windows while sad piano music plays in the background and I depressed-ly neglect my cat. But for those who aren’t so lucky, hey, at least they taste better than pills.

According to the…