Why Tabasco Is – and Always Will Be – Better than Sriracha

April 25, 2013 // 1:09 pm

In which Tabasco is a dapper, crotchety old gentleman and Sriracha is a hip and trendy cock.

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Okay folks, let’s rap. More precisely, let’s rap about Sriracha.

Picthx NPR

Sriracha is one of those internet-famous things, like bacon and memes, that everyone knows

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Watch Out for Fake Unicorn Sriracha & Other Tips on How to Spot Fakes

February 22, 2013 // 7:00 am

If imitation is the highest form of flattery, then it’s no surprise that there’s a fair share of knockoffs when it comes to everyone’s favorite hot sauce — that green-capped, clear-bottled, rooster-on-the-label-of-a-gem: Sriracha.

But now it seems that there are fakes cropping up all over. While we don’t know…

Caffeinate Your Egg Salad with DoubleKick Caffeinated Hot Sauce

February 18, 2013 // 1:56 pm

It’s noon. You’ve been staring at your cubicle walls all day, trying to figure out if you can pull off boredom-suicide with a canister of printer ink and a 30-year-old floppy disk that fell behind your cabinet in the 90s. Lunch is just around the corner, but will your…

These Waffle Hash Browns Have ‘Tater Craters’ for Tabasco Sauce

February 6, 2013 // 12:45 pm

Hash browns are a gift from the breakfast gods. But want to know what can make them even better? When they come in waffle form.

This super easy, drool-inducing breakfast just requires you to put a bunch of hash browns on a waffle iron, close the contraption, sit back…

Finally, Sriracha You Can Wear

January 21, 2013 // 2:34 pm

For those Sriracha addicts who secretly fantasize about skinny dipping in a pool of the delectable hot sauce, here’s the next best thing: Sriracha Stilettos. While the boys are out of luck on this one (although, if you can rock it, I salute your brave soul), there’s nothing sexier than…

So Apparently, KFC’s Hot Sauce Packet Lists ‘Hot Sauce’ as Main Ingredient

September 9, 2012 // 10:31 am

Oh the curious things that make me laugh.

Call this a superfluous ingredient exposé, or a revelation as a result of a slow news day, but has anyone looked closely at the ingredients on a package of KFC hot sauce? Apparently the second ingredient listed is… ‘Hot Sauce.’

The packet…

Here’s a Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packet That Doubles as a USB Drive

February 28, 2012 // 11:15 am

OK, so the title is misleading…this Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packet doesn’t actually dispense any real hot sauce, it’s just a wonderfully crafted USB drive. The drive, given to us during a recent visit to Taco Bell headquarters in Irvine, is one of the neatest USB-accessories we’ve seen…

Zombie Sauce

October 13, 2011 // 12:09 pm

Halloween is on the horizon and any real FOODBEAST needs the right kind of condiments to compliment their ghoulish dishes this year. Assaulting your taste buds with a spice strong enough to bring the dead to life, Zombie Sauce will help you rejuvenate any and all dishes that…