Garlic (shaped) Lamps: Good for Dining Rooms, Bad for Vampires

January 1, 2013 // 4:26 pm

Unless you’re a Cullen, in which case these hanging lamps are just absurd and stylish enough to fit in with you and yours, Spider Monkey.

For the rest of us, it’s worth noting this super modern veggie lamp, designed by Anton Naselevets (who has more pictures…

Keep Out Hungry Roommates With the ‘Fridge Locker’

December 27, 2012 // 1:14 pm

No, average consumer, you’re not crazy. Yes, you did have an apple in your fridge last night. It was right between that grilled cheese sandwich  you were saving and the super expensive craft beer that no one has ever heard of ever… least of all, your sticky-fingered roommate who suddenly…

Portal Companion [Ice] Cubes Will Never Threaten to Stab You

November 2, 2012 // 1:55 pm

If you’re anything like me, you’ve spent the last five years in a hazy stupor of depression after incinerating your closest (and only) friend in Valve’s puzzle video game, Portal (if you don’t know what that is, check out this pumpkin turret as a refresher). You, like thousands of…