8 St. Patrick’s Day Specials That Will Have You Peeing Green Food Coloring

March 15, 2013 // 5:00 pm

Everyone knows that the best way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in true Irish fashion is to get a bunch of seasonal food without paying full price for it . . . right? With that in mind, enjoy eating your way through this list of limited edition and/or discounted…

The Sriracha Lover’s Gift Guide, for Everyone and Their Moms

December 14, 2012 // 4:18 pm

Face it, no matter how well you know a person, holiday shopping is hard. Great, your bestie’s a craft beer snob. But that Moleskine Beer Journal you’ve been eyeing? He’s already got it. And that super-ironic Bacon Scarf for your super-ironic vegan friend? Yeah, his…

6 Christmas-Themed Drinks to Get You Holiday Wasted

December 2, 2012 // 2:56 pm

Congratulations, guys. The end is in sight. We made it. Through Halloween, Thanksgiving, and those other holidays you should probably know, but don’t, because you’re unemployed, so you don’t get time off. Assuming you served Black Friday alright, all that’s left is to get through your December holiday…

Holiday Candy Cane and Gingerbread Flavored Jell-O Pudding

November 29, 2012 // 7:47 pm

Jell-O is taking it up a notch with Candy Cane and Gingerbread pudding this holiday season. Note, when Jell-O takes it up a notch that means that all those holiday potlucks you attend will also experience a little pep. Pasta Salad, 7-layer Bean Dip — meet Gingerbread Trifle and…

McDonald’s Does the McRib for Christmas Because They ‘Don’t Really Do Polar Bears’

November 24, 2012 // 12:57 pm

If the McDonald’s McRib was a movie, it’d be the Rocky Horror Picture Show: a cult classic inspiring weird hipsters to dress up at unpredictable intervals and go crazy at all hours of the night. Mostly. The main difference being, of course, is that you usually get…

Pimp Your Lunch With The Top 10 Holiday Bento Box Countdown

November 23, 2012 // 3:00 pm

The end of the year means a lot of things: colder weather, time off school, seasonal coffee cups. More recently, it’s meant making ALL THE HOLIDAY-BASED BENTO BOXES, and these tiny, edible works of art are too good to pass up. Since you can’t really find them hanging in a…

Starbucks Holiday Menu is Back with A Buy 1 Get 1 Freebie

November 15, 2012 // 6:15 pm

We can all rest, er… stay awake, easy now because Starbucks holiday menu is back. Starting today, all of us ‘Bucks goers can sink our taste buds into some of their iconic holiday drinks. Now, I know the backlash towards corporations celebrating holidays, especially Christmas, early has…

A Retching Squirrel Gravy Boat, To Remind You Not to Eat Too Much at Thanksgiving

October 30, 2012 // 4:22 pm

If you’re among the 2% of people still trying to eat healthy during the holiday season, you may be in luck, so long as you can get a hold of one of these spectacular Retching Squirrel Gravy Boats. 

After all, I’m not sure how anyone can still want to…