A Countdown of the Last 10 Days of Lent, Brought to You By Food Porn

March 22, 2013 // 6:18 pm

This goes out to all of you who have 10 days left of Lent. Kudos to you brave, brave souls.

Of course, we took it upon ourselves to create a sprawling list of 10 foods you’re probably desperately missing. You know, all that juicy, fatty, creamy bad stuff you aren’t…

Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Dies From a Heart Attack, Menu Still Advertised as “Taste Worth Dying For”

February 12, 2013 // 5:47 pm

An unofficial spokesman for Las Vegas’s Heart Attack Grill died of a heart attack on Monday morning, making him the second Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in the last three years. Note: the grill became famous for serving the world’s highest-calorie hamburger, selling candy cigarettes to children,…

Because Everyone’s Doing It: Red Robin Testing $15 Kobe Beef Burger

January 22, 2013 // 7:09 pm

Looks like Red Robin has decided to kick their meat game up a notch by attempting to introduce high-quality burgers in 2013. The restaurant chain has begun developing Kobe beef (and possibly bison) hamburgers that will hit menus across America in the second half of the year.

This is good…

This is What a 24-Hour Burger Vending Machine Looks Like

January 13, 2013 // 7:14 pm

There are those who might think the invention of a hamburger vending machine is taking mechanized fast food a little too far. In a world of drive-thrus and 60-second orders, do we really need to make the entire process that much faster and impersonal? We would ask those…

Here’s What A Sexy Hamburger Costume Looks Like

October 14, 2012 // 12:16 pm

Halloween, the one day when shirtless men strapped with bow ties and half-clad women pretend to be strippers. It’s a marvelous thing when guys and gals can come together for a moment of near nudity, which is one of the reasons we were stoked when we found out about…

Hamburger Racing Helmet

June 11, 2011 // 7:51 am

This Shift Racing Agent Double Bypass Helmet will keep your foodie game exuberant (and safe) even during the most…well…exciting of life’s activities. Not only is there great burger artwork wrapping this cranium protecting device, it is fully loaded for legitimate use.

The unit features a…

Burger Invades Space Invaders Game

January 17, 2011 // 1:59 pm

365 Days of Burgers continues with our friend Char.L.Ton with this amazing burger silhouette in one of the most iconic video games of all times. Galactic space battles with a giant burger formed from space invaders? I’m game!

First Burger King Stuffed Steakhouse Burger Commercial Surfaces

January 17, 2011 // 8:25 am

A little under a week ago Burger King introduced a rather interesting Stuffed Steakhouse Burger, highlighted by cheese and jalapenos stuffed right into the meat patty. Now it’s a week later and the first commercial for this burger has surfaced. The 30 second commercial spot…