Make These Caramel Apple Jello Shots

October 28, 2012 // 7:19 pm

Ah, Halloween. The candy. The costumes. The annual dusting off of Hocus Pocus on VHS. All situations demanding of your attention, sure–but what about those subtle dangers you never consider until too late?

Here’s How to Make ‘Ghost Poop’ Marshmallow Cookies

October 28, 2012 // 5:05 pm

“Your ghost interrupted your shower this morning? Mine left droppings all over the house!”

Short of exorcisms (which, let’s be real, don’t actually work anyway, says every Hollywood horror movie ever made), there’s not much you can do about a haunted house. Might as well find ways to make…

11 Creepy Halloween Foods to Make Your Mouth Scream

October 28, 2012 // 3:22 pm

This is a countdown of the scariest and grossest Halloween foods we could find—some of these horrors you’ve seen before, others are sure to make your insides writhe anew.

Watch Buzzfeed’s Definitive Guide to Trading Candy

October 27, 2012 // 12:40 pm

Sometimes working in web news, it’s hard to swallow when another site scoops a killer story, but even we can’t deny Buzzfeed’s new “Guide to Trading Candy” is awesome.

It’s relevant. It’s deadpan. It’s surprisingly insightful for anyone who’s pondered the connection between someone’s favorite candy and their…

5 Reasons Being a Turkey for Halloween May Be More Terrifying Than You Realize

October 26, 2012 // 12:26 pm

1. [Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask]: You could be wandering the kitchen one day just minding your own business when a freak accident finds you up the butt of one tragically raw birdie. You try to call for help but no one can understand your muffled cries. In your anger…

Watch: Cadbury’s Zombie Egg Apocalypse Contains Green Gore Spew

October 24, 2012 // 6:29 pm

This Cadbury stop motion ad got us simultaneously craving chocolate and wishing we were as ballsy as these kickass, zombie fighting chocolate eggs. The Hive, an agency based in Toronto, reenacted scenes from classic Zombie flicks and cast foiled chocolate eggs as the leading roles. The ingenious marketing move…

Don’t Try This At Home – Pumpkin Carving for Adults

October 24, 2012 // 2:41 pm

Hickok45, in case you are not one of the 190,000 people who viewed his most recent pumpkin carving YouTube video, is a middle-school teacher from Tennessee who has found a solution to the arduous work of carving a pumpkin. A knife, which makes its way through the…

This Year, ANY Halloween Costume Gets You A $2 Chipotle Boorito

October 23, 2012 // 1:50 pm

Don’t get me wrong, I would wrap myself in tin foil if it meant a $2.00 Chipotle Boorito, but there’s no need to go to extreme measures this year. Abandoning the past approaches of “Dress up like a Burrito” and “Dress up like Farm Equipment,” this year…