How the F*ck Do You Chew This Thing? The Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll-Up Wrapped Super Gusher

February 20, 2013 // 2:32 pm

It’s a dentist’s worst nightmare: a “Super Gusher,” composed of at least three packs of its namesake, wrapped in layers of Fruit Roll-Ups and covered by a quilt of bright pink Fruit by the Foot like a rubber band ball.

Gawk at its glory. Marvel at its high-fructose corn-syrup-laden…

Chocolate-Covered Gushers

August 6, 2011 // 1:58 pm

You remember Fruit Gushers? While they didn’t have the mass awareness of say, gummy bears, they do indeed invoke a powerful nostalgia in my tastebuds when they’re brought back to general consciousness. I can recall those special grade school days I would tear into my Ninja Turtles lunch pail…