Our Dreams Have Come True with Bacon-Flavored Mouthwash

March 31, 2013 // 7:00 am

Bacon. It’s a gift from the breakfast gods. Try as you might, but there’s no way you’d find anything that compares to the greasy, mouth-watering strips. That’s why we think Scope’s latest invention, bacon-flavored mouthwash, is pure genius.

Seriously — is there anything better than starting your day with bacon…

A Dirty Love Letter to Dirty Chinese Food

January 23, 2013 // 6:20 pm

Dear Dirty Chinese Food,

I want you. There, I said it. I want you so bad it hurts.

I thought I was done. Done with this. Done with you.

These are the Worst Foods to Eat While Driving

September 11, 2012 // 8:59 am

As a lifelong commuter, here’s a situation I’ve found myself in more times than I’d like to admit:

It’s 6 p.m. and I’ve just gotten out of work (or class or internship or whatever) and I. Am. Starving. With a capital “Sta.” I don’t want to wait for dinner…

Candwich

July 21, 2010 // 10:05 am

When you think about fast food, your first thought is of you cruisin’ through the nearest drive-thru to pick up your favorite greasy cheeseburger. Well, you would probably think differently if you had a Candwich with you. Open up the top of the Candwich and you have…