Apparently, Sexy Granola Will Make You Better At Sex

March 19, 2013 // 2:41 pm

At least according to the manufacturers of SEXCEREAL, a new granola-based breakfast cereal claiming to improve the sexual experiences of both men and women with each seed-packed swallow.

The cereal comes in two separately-gendered versions (men get a mixture containing bee pollen and wheat germ, women get ginger…

Easy Homemade Granola

January 13, 2012 // 12:00 am

I know what you’re thinking, “How good could granola possibly be?” Well let me tell you this: it can be good. Really frickin’ good. You don’t even know how good it can be until you’ve had this granola. This granola will blow your mind. It’s that good.…

Cherries and Yogurt Parfait

June 14, 2011 // 6:13 am

I went to the pool last weekend with my husband and my daughter. Had a great time watching the little one enjoy herself while swimming around with daddy…it was very sweet.

But I could not help noticing one other thing — MILFs were everywhere!! Did people start…

Apple Peanut Butter Granola Pizza

January 21, 2011 // 8:17 am

Technically, the only thing that is pizza-like about this creation is that it’s laid out on a platter and sliced up into pizza-esque slices. In reality, this badboy is utilizes a cinnamon-spiced apple filling mixed with honey, granola and other ingredients to create a firm consistency, and…

Elvis Granola Bar

January 11, 2011 // 6:58 am

I’ve stumbled across so many Elvis-inspired sandwiches that I’ve damn-near-forgotten what the King was known for…was he a musician? Or did he inspire people to cook with peanut butter, bacon and banana in unison? For the sake of this post, I’ll lean towards the latter. We get…

Eggo: Real Fruit Pizza Waffles

November 26, 2010 // 3:57 pm

The latest line in Eggo waffle products are the new Eggo Real Fruit Pizza, topped with real fruit and crunchy toasted granola. They come in both Strawberry Granola and Mixed Berry Granola flavors. Both varieties are advertised to be ready in just a minute from your microwave.

Arrested Development Inspired Frozen Bananas

September 21, 2010 // 5:00 am

Anyone who’s seen Arrested Development knows the frozen banana stand, which was inspired by a couple of real ones on Balboa Island in Newport Beach. Bananarchy is a frozen banana stand in Austin, Texas that is turning out frozen bananas like these! One of their frozen…

Pic of the Day: Granola Hoagie

August 5, 2009 // 1:23 am

Meat and cheese between a couple granola bars? Sounds funky…but I’m always down for something new! (PicThx Insanewiches)