This Business Card Doubles as a Cheese Grater

May 17, 2013 // 2:04 am

In case you were wondering what the appropriate way to promote a new cheese shop was, here’s your answer: Network with a business card that doubles as a mini cheese grater. Genius.

This clever idea was developed by ad agency JWT for Bon Vivant, a cheese shop located…

The Best (Most Questionable) Bacon Facts We’ve Ever Learned

May 10, 2013 // 10:37 am

Yo, bacon rules. Why? The meaty strips of heaven are applicable in virtually any situation. Tiny house versions? Check. Proof it cures hangovers? Bacon’s got you covered. But there are a few lesser-known facts about the food that recently hit the web, and we think you’ll find…

Team Umizoomi Ad Starring Gordon Ramsay is Funny, Uncomfortable

May 4, 2013 // 8:00 am

Gordon Ramsay, the man who got famous for screaming grown folks into submissive tears, is at it again . . . with a trio of neon-colored characters from the pre-school math cartoon, Team Umizoomi.

From the very beginning, he’s shouting at his pastry chef about some unservable…

When You See It . . . Accidental Cookie Monster

April 29, 2013 // 8:00 am

Where the average person might see a giant blue storage bin, a red label, and a few rolls of paper, we here at Foodbeast are a little more creative/paranoid. Is it just us, or does this “accidental” Cookie Monster, brought to us by “Mike (from Spain)“,  feel…

The (Relative) Dangers of Stealing Liam Neeson’s Pizza

April 25, 2013 // 2:44 pm

As it turns out, actor/father/all-around badass Liam Neeson is a little more forgiving of pizza theft as opposed to, say, the kidnapping of his fictional daughter or wife. No European rampages here.

However, if the pizza he left in the law school lunch room is not returned, he will…

Where The F**k Should I Go For Drinks? Finds Booze For You

April 25, 2013 // 7:00 am

If you happen to find yourself in need of an after work pick me up or just need to drown your sorrows, we’ve found a pretty neat website for you that’s basically the drunk version of Yelp.

Created by UK creative consultancy, Coolography, ”WHERE THE FUCK SHOULD I GO FOR…

Grocery Store Turns Burglary Footage Into a Hilarious Commercial [Video]

April 24, 2013 // 12:37 pm

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You make lemonade. Add vodka. Make a crude electrical battery. Free sh*t is awesome. You make a TV ad. At least, that’s what Kent Pfrimmer, owner of  Kent’s Meats and Groceries in Redding, California, decided to do. The initial video of the…

Important: This is How Pokémon Eat Their Food

April 22, 2013 // 4:33 pm

At least, the PG-version. Because we all know Pokémon are secretly cannibals.

Two weeks ago, awkward-comedy (awk-com?) mastermind Mister Epic Mann brought us the ever-useful series of demonstrations of how to eat like different animals, and it didn’t take the internet long to spawn its inevitable parodies.…