How the F*ck Do You Chew This Thing? The Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll-Up Wrapped Super Gusher

February 20, 2013 // 2:32 pm

It’s a dentist’s worst nightmare: a “Super Gusher,” composed of at least three packs of its namesake, wrapped in layers of Fruit Roll-Ups and covered by a quilt of bright pink Fruit by the Foot like a rubber band ball.

Gawk at its glory. Marvel at its high-fructose corn-syrup-laden…

Last Week To Create Welch’s Fruit Snacks Jingle

October 26, 2011 // 1:57 pm

If you’re anything like the FOODBEAST crew, you love fruitsnacks. We’ve seriously contemplated eloping to Vegas with its sugary-chewy goodness, but we’re just afraid of commitment since we’re always tempted by seductive fruit leather or ravishing dried fruit. Side note, did you know that organic dried apricots are…