French Fry Fingernails Are the New Nail Swag

May 17, 2013 // 2:47 pm

Forget fancily decorated fingernails holding burgers. The next hot trend? Combining the two (previously very, very distinct) realms with fry fingers!

We’re guessing the “fries” here are what appear to be carefully painted and placed strips of tape. As for the box — the choices are endless. From the Golden Arches…

Plus-Sized McDonald’s Fry Container Holds 2x as Many Fries, Is Definitely a Good Idea

May 7, 2013 // 6:00 am

It’s called the “Share Potato,” and since it isn’t Super-Sized, it should totally be legal in the U.S., right? Right?

A couple of Christmases ago, McDonald’s Japan released an extra large fry container dubbed the “Mega Potato,” aimed toward families who didn’t feel like purchasing one package per person.…

This Awesome Themed Packaging for DBZ Super Saiyan French Fries Looks Exactly How You’d Think

March 23, 2013 // 9:00 am

Super Saiyans are real. Well, at least their food is. Kind of.

Throughout the month of March and into the start of April, Japanese convenience chain Lawson will be offering a line of Dragon Ball Z-themed menu items to promote the new movie Dragon Ball Z: Battle…

Wear French Fries & Ketchup in Your Hair with Faux-Food Hair Swag

March 16, 2013 // 7:00 am

Edible-looking clothing is always a good idea. Take the silk bacon scarf, for example — rock that bad boy, and you’d look ten times tastier than normal. And if you’re a fan of this type of garb, then you’ve gotta check out these foodie headbands by Japan’s Fake…

The Employee Birthed In-N-Out ‘After Hours’ Menu Has Bacon and Milkshake Donuts

March 1, 2013 // 1:16 pm

We’ve known about In-N-Out’s not-so-secret menu for a while now. However, no one’s ever said anything about their “After-Hours” dishes. Although, you should know that you’ll never be able to order it yourself and will probably never be able to taste these wonders. Unless, of course, you…

The ‘Burly Beaver Sandwich’ is 21430 Calories of Canadian Wonder

February 19, 2013 // 1:05 pm

The opening scene of Epic Meal Time’s latest video, “The Burly Beaver Sandwich,” is the perfect cure if you’re suffering from Canadian homesickness. Show hosts Harley and Tyler are kicking back on a sidewalk, reminiscing on Canada’s finer offerings, such as “a good poutine and strippers you…

Check Out This Badass Ketchup Dispenser

January 15, 2013 // 6:13 pm

This Ketchup Presser is an ingenious little invention that lets you squeeze out a ketchup packet using the same container that’s holding your fries. Gone are the days where you were caught in a dilemma of “worrying about contamination through the paper mats or soiled ketchup pillow packs,” claims…

38 Poutine Dishes That Will Knock Your Canadian Socks Off

January 15, 2013 // 12:20 pm

There are a few things Americans need to thank their fellow Canadians for: Steamy hockey players, Trivial Pursuit, the Wonderbra, World Peace and POUTINE.

As a native Canadian myself, I often find myself craving this dirty goodness and daydreaming of the good ol’ days when all it took was…