Hot & Fresh Out the Kitchen: Cooking with R. Kelly

June 9, 2013 // 6:00 am

It seems only appropriate that we purchase this Etsy apron from maker LucilleMaul in bulk. Because, really, when was the last time you bumped up your kitchen game? Baked a few cookies while trapped in the closet? If you’ve never made breakfast while listening to…

These Flip Flops Say it All: Beer Me

June 7, 2013 // 1:33 pm

Of all the summer “must haves,” these custom flip flops are at the top of our list. Just imagine frolicking on the beach in that little number (whether it be a bikini or a speedo) and having your boo/comrades/minions chase you around with bottles of ice cold…

Ice Cream Heels Are Fashionable & Unfortunately Inedible

April 6, 2013 // 6:00 am

For the record, this Foodbeast writer is opposed to stereotypes. Even though she is a she, she has, like, two pairs of regularly worn shoes, and is a fan of neither ice cream, nor heels.

But these shoes are super cute, and I will fight any girl who disagrees.…

Real-Life Fat Pants Shrink & Expand to the Girth of Your Gut

March 24, 2013 // 8:29 pm

Fat pants. We’ve all got ‘em. Whether yours come in the yoga variety or XXL sweatpants, all serve one universal purpose — to make serious feasting as painless as possible. But sometimes chowing down occasions call for more presentable clothing (like actual pants), which can be super uncomfortable when…

Wear French Fries & Ketchup in Your Hair with Faux-Food Hair Swag

March 16, 2013 // 7:00 am

Edible-looking clothing is always a good idea. Take the silk bacon scarf, for example — rock that bad boy, and you’d look ten times tastier than normal. And if you’re a fan of this type of garb, then you’ve gotta check out these foodie headbands by Japan’s Fake…

Move Over Horsemeat, Unicorn ‘Cuts’ Are All the Rage

February 28, 2013 // 6:00 am

Even if you’re a vegetarian, chances are that you’ve heard about the different cuts which make up beef: chuck, sirloin, rib, brisket, and the list goes on.

But unicorn meat? Not so much. If we had to take a guess, we’d have to say sugar, spice, and everything nice…

Rebecca & Mike: Corporate Food Mascots in Fashion

February 18, 2010 // 2:47 pm

REBECCA & MIKE are an independent UK-based creative team that recently did projects with Sir Paul McCartney on his new LP Memory Almost Full, and the likes of Nike, MTV and Playstation. What’s up next for these creative minds?A high-brow fashion design exhibition which includes nods to…

Dress For Dinner Napkins

November 19, 2008 // 6:05 pm

Today’s food news is truly hit-or-miss. With these “Dress for Dinner” napkins, 3-ply paper napkins never looked so good. Use them over an awkward dinner to break the ice, or simply use them for attempted giggles over the holidays. This wacky product is again made…