LOL: Starbucks Barista Thinks This Woman’s Name is ‘Vagina’

May 1, 2013 // 1:44 pm

In Starbucks Hong Kong’s defense, maybe the barista had just never seen a woman before. I mean, according to this slapdash study put together by a Japanese news site, approximately “100 million men in China will go through their entire lives without having sex.” Maybe, when faced with…

Finally, Finger Chopsticks for Eating Inconvenient, Messy Food

April 29, 2013 // 2:58 pm

Now you can elegantly stuff your face with a dripping plate of chicken wings thanks to Trongs. These small, flexible tongs let you pick up food with ease without risking the unimaginable horror of getting your fingers messy when digging through a stack of ribs, greasy fries…

Walmart Display Claims Soda is ‘Wholesome. Healthy. Delicious.’

April 16, 2013 // 6:00 am

Listen, we’ve all given Walmart a bad rap and hey, maybe this was just an honest mistake. At least, we hope it was, because the last time we checked soda was no where near “Wholesome” or “Healthy.” Although, we’ll agree that the fizzy stuff is rather “Delicious.”

Kudos…

The McDonald’s Parody Ad That Likened Loving Big Macs to Suffering from Depression

April 13, 2013 // 7:00 am

Tell me about the first time you ever went to McDonald’s. Do you remember who was there with you? Do you remember how it made you feel?

According to at least one McDonald’s ad which recently ran in Boston, the answer for some people is probably “f*cking depressed.” The…

‘Po’ Boy Ramen Sandwich’ for When You’re Desperate and Out of Bread

April 8, 2013 // 3:51 pm

There are days when all you want is a f*ckin’ sandwich. So, you get up from your desk, open the fridge, take out the ham and cheese, then reach for the bread. Except you’ve run out, or the bread’s gone moldy, or you forgot to pick some up during…

Here’s The Laziest Way to Make Mac N’ Cheese EVER

March 13, 2013 // 9:00 am

This recipe is for really busy people, starving college students and folks who don’t replace empty toilet paper rolls.

(G)RAPEFRUIT? Worst. Headline. Ever.

March 11, 2013 // 6:34 pm

Graphic designer at Mankato Free Press: You had one job.

I mean, grapefruit is already round. Is it that difficult to make a quirky, fruit-shaped “G”? Especially considering the next four letters in today’s volatile, LOL jokes world? Did you want to supply blogs and

Are These The Best Cookie Monster Cookies Ever?

August 23, 2012 // 5:15 pm

Yes, yes they are.

Full disclosure: this post was first spotted on Geekologie over a year ago. but it was still funny enough to have the whole office roflofao-ing just now (not really, but really).

Enjoy!