Important: This is How Pokémon Eat Their Food

April 22, 2013 // 4:33 pm

At least, the PG-version. Because we all know Pokémon are secretly cannibals.

Two weeks ago, awkward-comedy (awk-com?) mastermind Mister Epic Mann brought us the ever-useful series of demonstrations of how to eat like different animals, and it didn’t take the internet long to spawn its inevitable parodies.…

M&M’s Darwinism: Why the Blue Ones Are Inferior

February 11, 2013 // 2:45 pm

I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one to sort my M&Ms into piles according to color (candy segregation is not cool, folks) when I was younger, working backwards from orange to green so I could save my favorite for last. Of course, none of this had any real…

This Gingerbread Trailer Is Just Another Sign That We’re Evolving

December 5, 2012 // 12:47 pm

Question: How can you tell we (Americans, Internet users, people who eat food, whatever) are evolving?

Answer: Someone built a trailer out of gingerbread. A glorious lil’ thing we stumbled upon thanks to Miss Rachel Jones of Black Eiffel.

Were you thinking I’d say something lame like ‘science’?…

Starbucks Opens Juice Bar, Misspells “Vegetables”

March 19, 2012 // 1:57 pm

The caffeine dispensing behemoth known only as “Starbucks” reminds us that they too are capable of the occasional goof-up every once in a while. While promoting their new, first ever, Evolution Juice Bar, the sign reads ”Most fruits and vegatables [sic] are: fat and cholesterol free.”

In an…