Gather ‘Round the Campfire With a 55,460 Calorie S’more Burger and Side of Red Velvet Onion Rings

April 25, 2013 // 3:34 pm

You know that primal fear we all have of going camping and getting lost in the middle of the woods for so long that we lose our basic sense of humanity and ultimately resort to cannibalism?

Well, the next time you go camping, whip up one of these bad…

The All-Chocolate Breakfast is 8,724 Calories of WTF

March 21, 2013 // 1:44 pm

Talk about chocolate wasted.

The dudes over at Epic Meal Time have created a chocoholic’s dream breakfast that clocks in at 8,724 calories and 380 grams of fat. This seriously epic breakfast is made up of Chocolate Eggs,  French Nutella Toast, Chocolate Taters, Chocolate Breakfast Meats, and a side…

The ‘Burly Beaver Sandwich’ is 21430 Calories of Canadian Wonder

February 19, 2013 // 1:05 pm

The opening scene of Epic Meal Time’s latest video, “The Burly Beaver Sandwich,” is the perfect cure if you’re suffering from Canadian homesickness. Show hosts Harley and Tyler are kicking back on a sidewalk, reminiscing on Canada’s finer offerings, such as “a good poutine and strippers you…

Epic Meal Time Kidnaps Jamie Oliver and Attempts to Force Feed Him Bacon in Latest Episode

January 23, 2013 // 2:17 pm

So how do you step it up a notch if you’re already the biggest YouTube channel known for its love of all things bacon and grease? Kidnap one of the world’s most famed health gurus and force feed him bacon, duh.

Yes, Epic Meal Time has crossed…

Epic Meal Time’s ‘Epic Chef’ Is One Loudmouthed, DGAF Clusterf*ck of a Cooking Show [REVIEW]

December 18, 2012 // 4:30 pm

Watching Epic Meal Time’s new cooking competition show is a bit like seeing a nerdy kid getting picked on by a bunch of meatheads on the playground. You laugh a little at first. And then you feel bad. And then you laugh again. And then you start to question…

5 Cooking Books You Probably Shouldn’t Give Your Grandma for Christmas

December 10, 2012 // 4:00 pm

The best things in life are usually things your grandma wouldn’t approve of. Like last-minute Vegas trips, triple-stacked whiskey shots and skinny dipping in the midst of winter. Oh, and these cookbooks. Your grandma definitely would NOT approve of these cookbooks. So we took the liberty of featuring these non-grandma…

New Chocolate Nachos Make El Pollo More Loco

November 29, 2012 // 1:21 pm

Even if you regularly ignore TV commercials, El Pollo Loco’s latest ad has a new menu item that will make you do a double-take.

Egg Roll-stuffed Crust Chinese Pizza

September 5, 2012 // 10:08 am

Leave it to the guys at Epic Meal Time to force a conversation about what’s a better leftover: chinese or pizza.

The result of their inquiry? A cooking show episode that has the boys create a series of Chinese Food-topped Pizzas with crusts stuffed with egg rolls. Why? Because,…