Abduct and Farm Precious Egg Yolks With This Glorified Egg-Shaped Vacuum

April 22, 2013 // 11:01 am

Food inventions rule. Most make our lives way easier, and are just plain ol’ awesome. Remember the Eat Me Crunchy bowl that keeps flakes from getting soggy? Life-changing. And so, to add to the never-ending list of useless but totally necessary food inventions — say hello to the…

ICYMI: Here’s How to Scramble Hard Boiled Eggs Inside Their Shells

April 4, 2013 // 3:33 pm

Answering the prayers of precisely five people in the world, an instructional video by YouTuber Nighthawkinlight has made the rounds this week showing folks how to make scrambled hard boiled eggs. All you need is a long tube of fabric (like a t-shirt sleeve or tights), two rubber…

This Bacon Easter Egg Has Its Own Kinder Surprise

March 26, 2013 // 2:45 pm

Mike, the man behind this bacon wonder, came up with the recipe for one simple and beautiful reason: “Dear Internet – I heard you like bacon, so I made this for you.”

Humpty Dumpty Was Never an Egg and Neither are These Cake Pops

March 26, 2013 // 6:00 am

Think about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme really quick and come back when you realize that nowhere in it is Humpty ever explicitly called an egg. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

Now before you decide to throw a ruined-childhood B.F., let’s rap. No, Humpty is not necessarily an egg, but…

Finally! Legal Chocolate Surprise Eggs Coming to the US by Easter

March 13, 2013 // 3:49 pm

Remember that guy who proposed to his girlfriend by taking a Kinder Surprise chocolate egg and replacing the toy inside with a tiny figure of himself on bended knee? If you don’t, just know that it was adorable and probably also illegal – considering that the sale and…

Perfect for Baby Showers: Diaper Sushi

January 14, 2013 // 1:45 pm

It can’t be easy, growing up different. With all the other little sushi babies looking like slices of salmon and tuna and eel, and you, with your dry, white, cottony skin, waiting for the day someone might want to eat you.

Egg & Bacon and Sushi Scarves, For Your Favorite Winter Hipster

November 4, 2012 // 12:37 pm

I’ve never understood people’s obsessions with wearing hideous scarves and sweaters during the holidays, but these Egg & Bacon and Sushi Nom Nom scarves from Think Geek aren’t hideous – they’re just awesome.

Now you can spend your frigid winters looking down and imagining whole trains of raw fish…

Here’s How to Make Sunny Side Up Breakfast Nachos

October 18, 2012 // 3:58 pm

Broiled nachos with eggs, bacon and melted cheese are now a delicious part of a balanced breakfast. Who says you have to wait til snack time for snack time?