Here’s Why Alcohol Turns You Into An Emotional Hot Mess

April 23, 2013 // 3:36 pm

We’ve all been there: You’ve had one too many tequila shots, and instead of partying with the rest of your friends you’re curled up in a corner, sobbing uncontrollably into a bowl of beer nuts and telling a complete stranger about your balloon phobia and how it destroyed your…

Science, You Are Drunk: UCLA Developing Instant-Sobriety Pill

February 20, 2013 // 9:00 am

A research team at UCLA is working on a drug that could take you from drunk to completely sober in the time it takes to metabolize a pill — and it’s all thanks to some alcohol-soaked lab mice. Scientists found that by injecting intoxicated mice with a nanocapsule…

Science Says Alcohol + Diet Soda Gets You Drunker

February 13, 2013 // 7:00 am

Calorie counting alcoholics of the world rejoice! A new study has shown alcohol mixed with artificially sweetened beverages, like diet soda, can cause an increase in intoxication levels more so than its calorie heavy equivalent. Woo Hoo!

Published in the journal, Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, the…

Go Home Gingerbread Men Cookies, You’re Drunk

December 10, 2012 // 7:32 pm

Don’t you hate it when it’s late and you’re tired and okay, maybe you’ve been drinking a little bit, when all of a sudden you slip and fall into a giant martini glass full of milk? No? Really? Well all right, if you’re about that life.

For those of…

No Special Treatment for Drunken ‘Level 14 Government Officials’ At McDonald’s Drive-Thrus

August 3, 2012 // 1:47 pm

There are plenty of (not-so) secret tricks you can pull at most fast food chains to get a little something extra, but turns out claiming to be a “Level 14 Government Official” isn’t one of them.

Late Sunday night, a 27-year-old, clearly intoxicated woman walked up to a McDonald’s…

McDonald’s Gets Bricked for Not Having Enough Onions

May 24, 2012 // 7:12 pm

Everyone at some point or another feels like doing unspeakable things to a McDonald’s employee for messing up their order. Trust me, I’ve been on both sides of that drive-thru window. But is chucking bricks through the restaurant windows perhaps a bit too extreme? Especially because your burger didn’t…

Pat Sajak Used To Host ‘Wheel Of Fortune’…Drunk

January 28, 2012 // 2:58 pm

After thirty years of hosting the same show, there’s gotta be some sort of medicine that can keep you sane in the wake of mediocrity. In the case of host Pat Sajak, that medicine included margaritas from a nearby Mexican restaurant before the taping of some earlier episodes of the…

Vodka Soaked Tampons: “You put what in WHAT?”

November 15, 2011 // 3:12 am

Yeah… Apparently, this is a thing. Teens are utilizing a new method of getting their drink on by taking the actual drinking out of the equation. I really am at a loss for words when I try to express how I feel about this. I…