Europe Gives Homer Simpson His Own Donut-Themed Menu

June 14, 2013 // 1:48 pm

First, Universal Orlando opened a Simpsons Theme Park featuring actual eateries (Krusty Burger, Moe’s Tavern) seen on the animated television series. Now, it seems as if Europe wants to bring the concept overseas.

Fast food chain Quick (think the European Burger King) is launching their…

One Man’s Weekly Nutritional Intake, as Told By Pop-Tarts and Broccoli

June 11, 2013 // 8:00 am

UK-based graphic design student Ryan MacEachern is one guy who knows how to make lemonade from lemons. Maybe even literally! Apparently, someone told him to put those graphic design skills to use by visually documenting his habits over the course of a week. Ryan, brilliant martyr that he…

Tasty Doughnut Facts Even a Cop Wouldn’t Know [INFOGRAPHIC]

June 7, 2013 // 11:38 am

I woke up this morning to the following frantic, albeit delightful, text message from my best friend: “FREE DONUTS AT KRISPY KREME. I AM CURRENTLY STUFFING MY PIE HOLE WITH MOUNDS OF FROSTED CALORIFFICNESS.”

Boy, I’m already way ahead of you.

In case you’re lost in a…

Krispy Kreme Offers Free Donuts for National Donut Day

June 7, 2013 // 5:00 am

In case you haven’t heard: It’s National Donut Day today. To celebrate, Krispy Kreme is offering a free donut at any of its participating locations in the US and Canada. There’s no purchase necessary and guests can choose donuts of any variety.

I recommend stopping everything you’re doing immediately and heading…

Dunkin’ Donuts Encourages Families to Eat Mother’s Heart For Mother’s Day

May 8, 2013 // 6:00 am

Dunkin’ Donuts is rolling out their specially-baked “Mother’s Heart” donut again just in time to celebrate Mother’s Day. The heart-shaped pastry is filled with Bavarian Kreme and topped with strawberry icing and adorable heart-shaped sprinkles, making it the perfect part of some good old-fashioned mommy appreciation. There’s just one…

Attention Homer Simpson: Donut Pizza Exists

May 3, 2013 // 3:06 pm

Last night I had a dream that someone made me a hamburger using a donut instead of a bun. This morning I found out that Domino’s Guatemala is introducing a new donut-shaped pizza that’s filled with buffalo wings . . . which is pretty much everyone’s dream come true.…

Brunch Up with Maple Bacon, Pancake & Glazed Donut Liqueur

April 28, 2013 // 6:00 am

They say (and by “they” I mean “me”) that the perfect hangover cure is a shot of whiskey before a healthy serving of fried eggs, toast and bacon. That being said, Mama Walker’s line of breakfast liqueurs was bound to happen. The flavors are available in Maple…

Walmart Donuts Good [In]Definitely, Maybe

April 11, 2013 // 4:26 pm

So, it turns out college students are not the only social group to use the “Yeah, it’s probably fine” method of ignoring expiration dates. Wal-Mart is also pretty boss at eye-balling it, and getting paid for it.

As evidenced by the tree tags on this box of glazed donuts…