Deep-Fried Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Because We Love You

June 14, 2013 // 12:16 pm

It sounds like a five-year-old stoner’s dream: “Dude, what if, instead of baking the cookie dough, we covered it in tempura batter and deep fried it?”

Duuuddddeee.

Designed by miss kellechu over at Instructables, this gloriously greasy blast from every child’s past features no poisonous eggs (though I’ve…

The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Exists

June 10, 2013 // 11:45 am

Just when you thought the Dunkin’ Donuts Breakfast Sandwich was the craziest thing between a donut bun, someone had to go and take this donut sammich trend to another level.

Making it’s debut at the San Diego County Fair, this fatty concoction was created by Chicken Charlie’s.…

Somebody Made a Deep Fried Doritos Locos Taco With Beer and Bacon Batter

June 3, 2013 // 10:45 am

No one quite understands the singular glory of good, cheap hangover food like Taco Bell, except maybe Nick from Dude Foods.

“You know what I love about Taco Bell being open until 2am?” he writes in his blog this morning, “You can sit at a bar drinking all…

Overseas Noms: New Deep-Fried Cheesy Shrimp Pasta from KFC

May 30, 2013 // 3:38 pm

There’s something about summer in America that just screams “let’s take everything in our kitchens and deep fry those sons o’b*tches.” Cheesecakes, ice cream, butter, mashed potatoes – if it’s meant to be eaten on a plate, chances are some fair master somewhere is currently coating it with batter…

‘Lasagna-Bun Burger’ is Made of Deep-Fried Ricotta & Mozzarella

May 29, 2013 // 2:55 pm

This is one of those I-need-to-sink-my-teeth-in-this-right-now moments. (That’s what she said? Yikes) The Lasagna-Bun Burger hails from Philadelphia’s PYT, the same spot that gave birth to the bacon shell taco.

This cheese-laden beast features a “bun” made from two sliced pieces of deep fried ricotta and ungodly amounts…

Make These Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts Deep Fried & Drizzled in Chocolate

February 5, 2013 // 7:00 am

Valentine’s Day is days away, and you are soooo ready to whisper sweet nothings into your true love’s ear. If you’re looking to tell your honey bunny things like “Ur kind,” “Be Mine,” and “Txt me” say it with conversation hearts, I guess. If you want to tell your darling…

Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos — You’re Welcome World

December 10, 2012 // 2:05 pm

We’re closing out the year now and it’s hard to imagine what else anyone could possibly do to make 2012 any more of a bizarre, emotional, spectacular foodie rollercoaster than it already has been. After all, we’ve already seen the Tacone, a Mashed Potato Vending Machine and…

Deep Fried PB&J Shot Cupcakes, For Playground Boozin’

October 7, 2012 // 9:16 am

I’ll tell you this much, if I’d tried to play a game of four-square after eating one of these things, I definitely would have been seeing stars. Luckily, I’m a grown-up now and I can leave the playground games to the professionals or at the very least, I’ll have…