Overload on Cute: Hello Kitty Melons

May 27, 2013 // 2:34 pm

This chick is everywhere — I see her cheeky face on my morning toast, pancakes, cupcakes, and even bagel bites. I’m starting to think she’s stalking me. Although, my therapist tells me I’m having delusions of kawaii and that I’m simply…

New Oreo Campaign Proves Owl City Can Actually Write Something Sappier than ‘Fireflies’

May 13, 2013 // 2:50 pm

Singer-songwriter Adam Young is too precious for this world. While the rest of us seethe through rush hour and knock back coffee beans brewed blacker than our souls, Young (better known for his stage name “Owl City”) is just sitting here, singing about the three little pigs and just…

A Sleeping Omelet Bear So Cute You Could Eat It

April 23, 2013 // 1:28 pm

When we first stumbled upon this picture on the internetz, our intern Erika remarked, “I hate when people make really adorable food because then you feel really bad eating it.” We’re guessing it has something to do with how peaceful the lil’ guy looks sleeping under his eggy blanket…

DAW: Clever Baby Bib Turns Gross Messes Into Food Art

March 23, 2013 // 8:00 am

Babies are smart cookies. It might seem like all they do is eat, sleep, poop and look cute (all of the above is true), but there’s so much more to little munchkins. The Goo Period Vincent Van Bib is here to expose that truth.

The concept is simple —…

Habeas Peepam: The Papal Conclave, as Told In Peeps

March 21, 2013 // 7:00 am

March has turned out to be a very important month for us Catholics.

As if dealing with Lenten sacrifices wasn’t enough, we had to face the resignation and election of a new pope and Easter preparations all in the same month.

If you’re anything like me though, chances are…

Hedgehog Toothpick Holder is as Unnecessary as it is Cute

March 1, 2013 // 7:00 am

We know, we know. It’s awful not having a place to artfully, adorably arrange your toothpicks, preventing guests at your catered estate gala from having access to your truffle-stuffed, gold-plated olives. First world problems. We know.

Solution: The Hedgehog Toothpick Holder. You load this thing up with some toothpicks,…

Well If He Doesn’t Want Them . . . NYC Waiter Gets Chuck E. Cheese Tokens as a Tip

February 23, 2013 // 8:00 am

You’re 5 years old and you’ve only two Chuck E. Cheese tokens to your name. Do you hoard them, these, your most precious possessions in the entire world? Or do you give them away to someone less fortunate than you?

If you chose the latter, I tip my hat…

Do Valentine’s Day Right with This DIY Mini Alcohol Bottle Bouquet

February 3, 2013 // 7:00 am

The quickest way to ruin a 90’s kids’ day is to remind them of all the subliminal subtext in their favorite childhood cartoons. The reason only Angelica could understand the babies? They were just her imagination. That weird hooker toy in the first Toy Story movie? Oh God, why.…