3 Reasons Why Cupcakes Are Bullshit

December 6, 2012 // 5:13 pm

Cupcakes are bullshit. And Toothpaste for Dinner points out why in 3 poignant illustrations.

Drink These Piña Colada Cupcakes for Dessert

December 2, 2012 // 6:33 pm

This summer, we went on vacation to Jamaica and my younger brother tried his first piña colada. Unnatural health freak that he is, I recall him being rather grief stricken that the sugar and the booze canceled out whatever minor health benefits drinking all that “blended fruit” might have had otherwise.…

Hunger Games Cupcakes are a Sweet Treat Irony

November 17, 2012 // 2:31 pm

These Hunger Games cupcakes from FictionalFood seem to be cruelly ironic. However, all of us living in the Capitol can enjoy these fine luxuries in our technicolor garb. But, like all government controlled food, there are rules when making and eating these Hunger Games cupcakes:

When asked

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Goodbye Twinkies, Wonder Bread and Ding Dongs — Hostess Closing for Good

November 16, 2012 // 11:58 am

As of 7:00AM this dreary Friday morning, Hostess Brands is closed. Done. Kaput.

The same people that have brought you Ding Dongs, Twinkies and Wonder Bread for years has just announced, via their hostessbrands.com website, that the most recent Bakers Union…

This Thanksgiving, Avoid Family Interrogations with Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes

November 15, 2012 // 3:01 pm

Remember when you were little and Thanksgiving was just about the turkey and stuffing? Now it seems that every third Thursday of November when you return to the dinner table, between forkfuls of cranberry sauce and yams, you now have to explain, again, why you didn’t fulfill your family’s dream…

Here’s How to Make Blacklight Cupcakes

November 1, 2012 // 1:53 pm

Other than looking like a Lisa Frank sugar rush, these neon cupcakes are the perfect treat for raver bunnies worldwide. Made to glow under the eerie glare of a blacklight, the playful delights are an ingenious creation by Recipe Snobs (adore the name).

The key step was…

Cupcake Palette Helps You Find Your Inner Picasso

October 25, 2012 // 12:37 pm

I was pretty excited when I saw this photo of iced cupcakes on a palette and the paintbrush with long, thick bristles. At first, I assumed that it was an ad featuring a tool I could buy for artistically challenged people like me. You know, the sort of artistically…

Hello Kitty x The Avenger Cupcakes To The Rescue

October 23, 2012 // 8:55 am

If I could have any cupcake right meow, I’d choose these charming Hello Kitty x The Avengers cupcakes. The entire set features the cast of the 2012 film The Avengers – except cuter, less lethal and much more delicious.

From a whiskered Captain America (above) to an emerald…