Urinal Cakes Shaped Like Actual Cakes Let You Pee Over Everything You Love

December 19, 2012 // 12:38 pm

Sometimes people have bad days, I get it. Maybe you’ve finally reached the age where your birthday is more a hassle than a celebration. Or maybe you’ve forgotten your anniversary, again. Regardless of the miserable circumstances though, it is never okay to express your disdain by taking your party cake and peeing all…

Do Want: 6-Layer Teeny Tiny Rainbow Cakes

November 15, 2012 // 7:53 pm

Alright, so these Teeny Tiny Rainbow Cakes don’t have a secret core stuffed with alcohol, or potent Baileys frosting but they are incredibly teeny tiny. I love them because they’re colorful and festive, and the best part is that they look like a lot of time went into them.…

These Effie Trinket Face Cupcakes Probably Taste Like Sugar and Lies

November 14, 2012 // 3:56 pm

Admit it, the first time you saw the Capitol, you had a little trouble deciding whether Katniss was walking around a city or a living bakery. Maybe it’s because they’re actually one and the same!

Taking scenes from last year’s Hunger Games film, Crystal from Fictional…

Here’s How to Make Healthy-ish Spider Cupcakes

October 30, 2012 // 11:51 am

These spider cupcakes are adorably creepy (if that’s a thing?) but one thing that’s NOT scary?  Their nutrition stats!  That’s right, cupcakes that aren’t terrible for you!  Believe me, I know that right about now we are all looking for a reduced-guilt way to enjoy our sweets (before we…

STD Cupcakes – For If You’ve Ever Thought About Banging a Cupcake [Mildly NSFW]

October 18, 2012 // 12:21 pm

Truth be told, we’re not sure if even our safest, most gentlemanly cupcake eating methods could help you out of this one.

With fondant disguised as warts and scabs and even a green-oozing “cockcake,” these STD cupcakes by blogger Jenni Powell are “anatomically correct” and have actually…

So Apparently, We’ve Been Eating Cupcakes All Wrong

September 29, 2012 // 3:24 pm

Apparently there’s a proper way to eat a cupcake.

Ever since our exploitation of the hidden properties of a Ketchup Cup, followed by the discovery of proper Tic…

Are These The Best Cookie Monster Cookies Ever?

August 23, 2012 // 5:15 pm

Yes, yes they are.

Full disclosure: this post was first spotted on Geekologie over a year ago. but it was still funny enough to have the whole office roflofao-ing just now (not really, but really).

Enjoy!

Student Allegedly Gave Semen-Laced Cupcake to Classmate

May 24, 2012 // 12:25 pm

A 16-year-old high school student from Minneapolis who allegedly gave a semen-laced cupcake to one of his classmates on May 9 is under investigation by police.

The boy apparently gave out a few cupcakes that day but only one “supposedly contained semen.” Unfortunately, since the cupcake was ingested by the…