This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]

March 15, 2013 // 11:33 am

There’s a “deflowering” joke in here, somewhere.

Designed by Japanese virtual idol Hatsune Miku and one of Japan’s biggest convenience store chains, Family Mart, this strawberry and cream-flavored bread is supposed to look like a flower, but somehow comes across as a bit more . . . labial.

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Superbowl Delicious: Football-Shaped Whoopie Pies

January 4, 2013 // 4:54 pm

I know, I know. I’m a disgrace to women everywhere. Guys, there are lots of girls who care more about the game than the snacks and the commercials on Superbowl Tuesday (that’s a joke, I know the Superbowl is on Saturday). Don’t judge them according to my new obsession…

Have a Honka-Honkin’ Good Morning with a Boob-Shaped Coffee Creamer

October 30, 2012 // 1:09 pm

If boob-shaped stress balls just aren’t enough to get you through your day anymore, now you can enjoy your breakfast mammary-style, courtesy of a boob-shaped coffee creamer.

Creamy Bacon Donut

October 24, 2011 // 2:32 pm

Homemade donut concoctions are among the top food things I like to gaze at when on the Internet. This particular Creamy Bacon Donut by way of Foodbeast reader Mirko in Germany is no exception. Pictured is a glazed donut split as a sandwich bun, filled with…

Nutella Boston Cream Pie

April 15, 2011 // 9:45 pm

Boston, Massachusetts always goes hard with their culinary game, from their Boston clam chowder to their Boston cream pies… they always seem to hold it down! But what the citizens of Boston did not originally think to do was modernize their classic pie dish with some always tasty…

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cupcake

January 27, 2011 // 9:00 am

I probably eat more cereal than anybody I know. My current stockpile of different boxes numbers in the double digits, everything from Cookie Crisp to Special K varieties are accounted for. One cereal that is current NOT in my pantry, most likely due to restocking…

Adventure: McDonald’s Fruit & Maple Oatmeal

January 11, 2011 // 2:34 pm

If you guys haven’t been paying attention recently, McDonald’s just dropped a healthy alternative for breakfast foods and all day snacks in form of their Fruit & Maple Oatmeal! I’ve always been a connoisseur of fine oatmeal, so of course I had to try McDonald’s…

Creamy Candy Corn Ice Cream

October 8, 2010 // 10:41 am

I’m guessing there are going to be a lot of candy corn inspired desserts in the next few weeks, but why not, candy corn is awesome. In the spirit of Halloween, we have a wonderful creation: Creamy Candy Corn Ice Cream. I’ve had pumpkin pie ice cream…