Gratuitous Food Porn: 4/20 Edition

April 20, 2013 // 8:00 am

Yes boys and girls, brownies are officially amateur. If you decided not to ring in the year’s chillest holiday with everyone else at Coachella, at least revel in knowing you actually have access to a kitchen and can whip up any of these bad boys whenever you damn well…

Super Realistic Bacon-Shaped Cookies are the Best Thing Since Bacon

April 5, 2013 // 4:36 pm

As Jennifer from Not Your Momma’s Cookie so elegantly puts it, “Bacon isn’t bacon without that wavy shape.” So while there may be admirable attempts at creating faux bacon (see bacon jello and the OG bacon cookie, for example), these wavy, bacon-shaped cookies take the, ahem,…

These Yoga Cookie Cutters are Accidentally Erotic

March 28, 2013 // 3:41 pm

I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing. Someone must be, because sexy food is not all that uncommon, whether intentional or not.

Yummi Yogi is a line of yoga-pose (asana) cookie cutters crafted by new mom/yogi, Amy Dube, for the sake of yoga…

Here’s How to Make Nostalgic Circus Animal Cookie Truffles

March 27, 2013 // 8:00 am

A staple of every kid’s childhood, Circus Animal Cookies were those crazy addicting pink and white treats that even the coolest kids would snack on.

I whipped up these totally nom-worthy truffles on Chronicles of a Foodie and wanted to give ya’ll the scoop. We’re taking Circus Animal Cookies, mixing…

The Manliest Way to Separate an Oreo: Blast Them Out of a Gun

March 25, 2013 // 10:50 am

Remember when separating Oreo creme from cookie was all the rage on YouTube? We showed you this video/hatchet-based Rube Goldberg machine some have called blasphemous, but is really just genius, because what person in their right mind prefers the filling to the actual cookie?

Well, we’ve got another cookie…

A Countdown of the Last 10 Days of Lent, Brought to You By Food Porn

March 22, 2013 // 6:18 pm

This goes out to all of you who have 10 days left of Lent. Kudos to you brave, brave souls.

Of course, we took it upon ourselves to create a sprawling list of 10 foods you’re probably desperately missing. You know, all that juicy, fatty, creamy bad stuff you aren’t…

You Want Me to Pick Up That Cookie with My What? [HUMOR]

March 19, 2013 // 7:00 am

It’s always funny when people use a wrong word totally thinking it’s the right word. Like when you try to insult someone and instead of voicing their resentment, they bite back with a pithy, “Hey, I resemble that remark!”

And that’s pretty much what happened here, in this photo…

Doctor Who Cookie Cutters Because Cookie Cutters are Cool

March 5, 2013 // 9:00 am

Whovians and fellow nerds rejoice! Now you can have your Doctor and eat him too with these Doctor Who 3D Printed Cookie Cutters.

These baking wonders were crafted by a geek genius and include Daleks, the Tardis and even Weeping Angels (don’t blink!) Of course, if the Doctor’s enemy…